pain train

what's gonna put the hurt on ya

the pain train is a-comin'

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Pain Schmain

Appending 'Schmain' to 'Pain' indicates complete nonchalance on the behalf of the utterer with regard to the promised, expected or forthcoming pain.

The idea being expressed is that Pain will affect him no more than Schmain would. There is no such thing as Schmain.

Macduff: You are entering a world of pain, boy.
Macbeth: Pain Schmain.

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The Pain Series

A disgusting montage of incredibly disturbing images, such as pierced multiple rotten vaginas, severed heads, goatse, gangrene, etc. Compiled when goatse got old.

Psychiatrist: Why is your mind racked daily with excruciating pain?

Patient: I got a link to the Pain Series

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Pain in the ane

Phrased used in place of "pain in the ass". "Ane" is short for anus. Plus, it rhymes. So that's good.

My dog won't stop chewing the couch. He's being a real pain in the ane.

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Pain Angel

Have you ever made a snow angel? Well its sort of like that. When you slam after a fall its sort of a natural reaction to just lay out.

Oh Oh Oh Oh wait for it wait for it.... PAIN ANGEL!

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T Pain

Testicle pain. The pain that results from impact to testicles.

"Hey careful with those juggling balls....uurrrrrrrgggghhhhh....you just gave me t pain"

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T-Pain

Faheem Najm, an American Muslim hiphop singer from Tallahassee, Florida, currently signed under Konvict music.

T-Pain became famous with songs like "I'm in love with a Stripper", and "I'm Sprung". Between 2006 and 2007, T-Pain found himself in numerous singles and radio-hits such as "I'm N Luv", "Buy U a Drank", "Bartender", "U and Dat", "I'm a Flirt", "Outta My System", "Baby Don't Go", "Shawty", and the remix to just about every song ever.

At around the same time, R Kelly appeared in more songs than he'd ever been in before, remixes, singles, every song you can name.

T-Pain: I'm a flirt, soon as I see her walk up in the club, I'ma Party like a rock star! Right after I buy you a drank, of course. I'm in love with a stripper, but baby don't go, LETS DO THE 2-STEP!! I'm a flirt ok? Thats just how I am, I can't get girls outta my system. Whenever i'm around you I always think of you and dat booty...

Muslims aren't supposed to drink... Yet T-Pain's likes the bartender, and he's so drunk he's falling in love with strippers, partying like a rock star.

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