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(noun) - Coined by the Reddit user 'innermanraptor'.
The innate confidence that lies dormant within every man when it comes to dealing with a member of the opposite (or same) sex.
Guy 1: I'm really shy when it comes to dealing with that girl
Guy 2: You got to release your inner man raptor and ask her out!
The worlds most advance Fighter Aircraft. In use by the United States Air Force. It is a Stealth Fighter with Mach 2+ capabilities. It looks like a F-15 Strike Eagle but is nowhere close to it. The F-22 Raptor has the ability of Vector Thrusting to perform maneuvers that no other plane in the world can do. All its weapons are carried inside it's body to provide better stealth, but still has the ability to have outside weapons stations. If you are on the receiving end of this aircraft you will be dead before you know that you were engaged by the USAF.
The F-22 Raptor is performing CAPs over Washington DC.
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A relative to the Velociraptor, the F-22 Raptor is the result of combined evolution and nuclear mutation. Far superior in every way to it's cousin, the Velociraptor, the F-22 Raptor can even fly.
The air force is looking highly-trained F-22 Raptor
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Developed by Lockheed Martin/Boeing, the F-22 Raptor is the United States' premier jet fighter. It has extremely advanced dogfighting and BVR (beyond visual range) capabilities. The F-22 also incorporates thrust vectoring (it can move the exhaust to improve maneuverability), stealth, and a radar so advanced that it can track and engage most other aircraft before they even know anything is happening.
That F-22 Raptor shot down the MIG-29 before the MIG pilot even knew anyone was there!
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It is essentially Raptor Jesus with a mounted helmet laser.
Did you see that!?
See what?
Raptor Laser Jesus!
You mean Raptor Jesus?
*FaicPalm*
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~The Nom Nom Raptor derived from many specimen of the Raptor family. The Nom Nom Raptor family has been studied and known to be a very loud, sexual, and slow dinosaur species.
~Back in the dinosaur day-in-age the Nom Nom Raptor Nom'd anything and everything in it's path, ultimately becoming the top dog of the Raptors.
~The Nom Nom Raptor is also cousins with the "OM NOM NOM YOUR MOM" Raptor.
The Nom Nom Raptor selected it's mate carefully before pouncing.
When the Nom Nom Raptor finished demolishing it's food, it continued to run around making loud moaning noises.
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Extension of the raptor claw; Where one seductively places the thumb into the anus of a woman while in the throes of passionate fisting.
Prudish pornstar: I can't believe he tried to give me the raptor claw on set.
Gentlemen caller: Baby, you've clearly never had The gentleman's raptor claw.