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a console made by microsoft that gets 3red lights of death 1 day after warranty goes out
nemo:dude,can i come over to pay some
xbox 360?
jon: no microsoft hates me :(
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A kid who only ever talks about Xbox. Goddamnit all they ever talk about is Xbox Live and Halo cuz it's all they've got and Halo isn't even that great!
Damn that xbox fanboy was chatting so much shit about playing Xbox Live and Halo I had to tell him how hairy is mum is.
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It's what college kids call your nintendo 64 that you play religiously, mainly because you're too broke to buy a real xbox.
bro #1: Dude I wanna play some Madden!
bro #2: Man fuck that, I got NFL Quarterback club on my 1994 xbox!
bro #1: Xbox? All right let's get it on!
(later)
bro #1: I'm playing as brett favre from '98. All right!
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Device that was improperly designed for whatever it was originally supposed to do which currently serves a niche purpose as heat source in impoverished homes. However, the object requires a substantial amount of electricity to operate and will eventually overheat itself if not burning down the domicile first, rendering it as a cost-ineffective short-term solution. Manufacturers disguise this by making the overheating component produce shiny, detailed, interactive moving pictures as a pretext for not fixing the defective part, but the additional pieces needed to use this feature are also cost-ineffective and easily damaged.
The U.N. had contracted 20 shipments to deliver to Africa as heat generators/food cookers but reneged when the initial shipment combusted en route.
As of 2008 the machine is still outperformed in reliability, cost and supply by the obsolete technology known as wood, which is powered by sunlight and friction as well as various readily available peripherals.
The manufacturers have not yet devised a strategy to deal with this new development.
Xbox 360
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Someone who blindly agrees with anything and everything concerning an Xbox that is positive. Tends to ignore reason, much like other fanboys. Relys on personal assaults to fend off valid accusations against his "baby".
See gamecube fanboy and playstation 2 fanboy
olololololol the xbox r bettar tehn any system!!!!!!!!
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A ok gaming console, cheap, and good multiplayer games. Sounds like a jet plane taking off when on for more than 10 minutes.
Tom: Omg, do you lve near the airport?
Jim: No its my Xbox 360.
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Anyone who talks shit on an xbox live game who is most likey a skinny punkass who would shit themselves when they met you in REAL life.
I wish i still had a corded telephone because id hunt that xbox toughguy and strangle his sorry ass.
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