A country blumpkin is similar to the well known, but more boring, blumpkin except it takes place anywhere outside. The act is receiving a blowjob while dropping a deuce with the added bonus of enjoying the great outdoors. The quintessential country blumpkin would involve a cousin and a corn field.
Man, last night I got that best country blumpkin out in the corn fields.
A Country Gunny is a Gunnery Sergeant who is originally from the south and prefers riding extended cab HUMVEE's, drinking Bud Light nightly while watching football, and listening to patriotic country songs about 9/11.
Our Company Gunnery Sergeant, Gunny Cletus, is a real Country Gunny. He was listening to Toby Keith sing about 9/11 on his way to the grinder.
A delicious, balanced, intricate, complex, moderately tart saison brewed by Suarez brewing.
Dan: I am going to Suarez this weekend
Rob: get a two bottles of every country beer they are selling, they are wonderful.
Switching to the left lane long before a left turn.
Done on country roads where you don't have to worry about any on coming cars for another 5 miles or so.
"What are you doing in the left lane?"
"This is where I turn..."
"Oh, you're from the country, making a country turn."
A drive through the country with the sole intention of smoking marijuana. Driving while rolling a joint or blunt may or may not be considered part of the country run. Keeping the windows rolled up to keep the smoke inside the car, or to 'greenhouse' is normal. The country is considered safer than the city due to police activity. See also: Hood Run
PERSON1: "Man I'm not doing shit, you got the whip?"
PERSON2: "Yeah..."
PERSON1: "Let's go on a country run fo' sho!"
PERSON2: "No herb..."
PERSON1: "I gotch you!"
PERSON2: "Well let's do this!"
A Buster that once fought along side Buster City, also from Buster international Airways.
Hey man did you see Buster Country last night at the Buster international Airways? He said he was coming to help Buster City.
A country where you need unicode to encode text because the characters they use are outside traditional 8-bit encodings.
At US Border control, someone from a unicode country will queue together with other aliens.
From the easy job of porting his american software, Bob learned that Sweden is not a unicode country.