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When someone asks for a sip of your drink, you leave a piece of food (usually meat) in your straw so that they get a mouthful with their first swig!
That guy asked for a taste of my coke, and gagged after he got some vintage slurp-n-turf.
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1) Bisexual. Liking both "surf" (fish, i.e. pussy) and "turf" (meat, i.e. cock)
2) Getting some man and lady love at the same time or in the same relative time frame.
1) "She's definitely surf n turf, and she's been staring at you all night. You can't lose!"
2) "Why do people keep inviting me to their house for surf n turf? I'm not going to magically start liking cock"
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A play on the "Greatest Show on Turf" the Los Angeles (Then St. Louis) Rams nickname the Rams had from 1999-2001. In the 2018 NFL season, the Rams scored 30+ points a game, and were limited to only 3 in a losing effort to the New England Patriots 13-3 in the Super Bowl
"Did you watch the Superbowl last night?"..."Yeah, it was boring, the Rams were totally the Greatest No-Show on Turf"
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Turf Lodge is a low income social housing estate in west belfast. A turf lodge facelift is a girl with her hair pulled back into the tightest of ponytails which leaves her eyebrows where her scalp line used to be.
She may also have 3 kids to different dads, false tan, smokin a regal kingsize, and runnin about in pyjamas until her dole check comes in
Similair to Croydon facelift
Check out the turf lodge facelift on that bitch. Her ponytail is so tight, she looks feline
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Performing cunnilingus on your special lady friend whilst on the beach.
Being that it was Allison's birthday, Jeff took her to the beach and treated her to a lovely surf n turf. She was delighted!
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When a female fucks up bad enough to warrant reparations, paid out by the act of cooking a fillet naked, then as the male eats said fillet, proceeds to "slurp" the males cock.
Bob's wife got too drunk and gave out her number at a bar, so she had to give a Slurp n Turf to Bob.
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when you move your bowels and half is terra firma while the other half is wet and wild
i just took a nasty surf n turf in your grandma's bathroom.
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