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The act of two males (and in some cases a third female) performing oral to anal sex on each other while dangling down from a supportive structure. Often found on a regular playground jungle gym, one partner will suspend from the monkey bars, exposing their anus at face level for the other partner to orally stimulate.
Eddy said he saw Taylor giving Mike a Utah Jungle Gym when he drove by the school last night!
the act of putting icy hot on your penis and at first it feels like its on fire then the icy part kicks in and its the best feeling in the world.
tessa gave brek a utah fire hydrant
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a fan of the Utah Jazz. One of the most pathetic creatures capable of intaking oxygen and expelling bullshit. The most common breed lives in a constant state of denial hoping a higher power will intervene with their season and lead them to a playoff birth. Allergic to extended periods of success and championships.
Utah Jazz Fans erect statues of mediocre players who have never won a championship.
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Boring, lame, and small country side in Utah. When you drive through you smell horse shit and see dead cats on the side of the road. Just a bunch of rich bitches trying to act like farmers.
West Haven, Utah
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Although while in most states, they're struggling to keep their drivers from driving OVER the speed limit. This is not the case in Utah. The Utah Speed Limit, depending on how many lanes of traffic, is 5-15mph below the normal speed limit. On a 4 lane road (2 for each direction) it will be at least 10mph under. On a six lane (3 each direction) it will be at least 5mph under.
"WE'RE NOT EVEN GOING 30mph! We're going freaking 20mph!"
"Dude, it's the Utah Speed Limit...."
"Well, then make a SPEED MINIMUM!"
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The art of shitting in a coffe mug and popping it in the microwave until melty and then give it to your partner while fucking them.
I pulled the good old Utah Hot Coffe on my wife last night.
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The act of inhaling hookah/cigarette/cigar smoke and then blowing it into a girl's pussy. The girl then queef's the smoke back out into the air.
Ashley got a Utah Ugly Duckling from Jeff at the party.
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