NWAFT (Not Worth A F*ck Today)

Acronym used on social network sites, text, or emails to describe how you feel after a busy weekend, party, or being sick.

ED: How you feeling after the party?
Larry: Bro..im NWAFT (not worth a f*ck today)

I've been sick all weekend, so I know I'm NWAFT

A bump is worth a thousand words.

When a situationally ethical US President broke his promise to make a rogue country a “pariah” over its grim human rights record, by fist-bumping with its de facto ruler, who green-lighted the murder of a dissident journalist.

The choreography of President Biden's interactions with the Saudi crown prince, which exonerates a grisly murder with the victim being dismembered without the rogue mastermind being made accountable, shows that a bump is worth a thousand words.

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quintillion googleplexes worth of seggers

A term used to represent the enormous amount of problems in programming while encountering numerous seggers

See quintillion googleplex, segger

So I was programming the other day and I got a quintillion googleplexes worth of seggers!

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Not worth two squirts of yabbies piss

Something that is not worth a great deal

This is Australian slang

Shane Watson's" not worth two squirts of yabbies piss "

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A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand

A blowjob is worth the value of two handjobs. Frequently used in negotiations by cheap hookers. Not to be confused with the meaningful expression involving birds and bushes.

HOOKER: "Okay you got two blowjobs and half a handjob, that will be $4.50"
DUDE: "What? That's a bit steep, I thought you told me a handjob was only a dollar!"
HOOKER: "Its fair. A dick in the mouth is worth two in the hand"

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a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand

Sex with a woman is always preferable to jerking off

You coming to the party? There's going to be lots of trim.
Nah, gonna stay in and jerk off.

C'mon, dude, a dick in the bush is worth two in the hand.

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A puke in the hand is worth two in the bush

Referring to the fact that when you're out drinking with your friends, it is twice as hilarious to see someone puke in their hands (preferrably so everyone can see) as it is when said person makes it out of sight to puke (like behind a bush).

That was embarrassing the way you puked in your hands at the bar last night, but you know what they say, a puke in the hand is worth two in the bush.

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