An evil even Lucifer himself wouldn't wish upon anyone.
satan: "So, how is your time in hell?"
Me: "Not that great. I'm dealing with major depression right now."
satan: "Oh shit! Sorry to hear that."
Me: "Yeah I've been dealing with it for a couple of years now so."
satan: "Damn! well I'll make sure to take it easy on the torturing with you since you're already going through enough."
Me: "Thanks."
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Depression is a mental disorder, that isn't taken seriously. It's like having your head held under clear water. You're drowning, but you can see everyone else breathing. You're dying slowly, while everyone else lives. It's common in teenagers.
Do you really need an example of depression?
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A thing that every white middle schooler has along with calling people gay
7th grader : you're gay I do have depression
Other 7th grader: fuck you I also have depression
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The state that Nu-Metal bands pretend to be in
"dude, i'm so depressed - let's get our producer to write a song about it and we can sing it on MTV and stupid loser kids who also pretend to be rebel outcast depressives can sing along and buy hoodies with our name on"
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A place you go to when you realize that life really isn't that great.
-Family member dies. = Depression
-Pet dies. = Depression
-Best friend betrays you. = Depression
-Income tax. = Depression
-Losing to a full house while flushing. = Depression
-"Sorry sir, we don't have anymore tomatoes". = Depression
-"Perfect girl" reveals her true self. = Depression
-Keg has just been kicked. = Depression
-You're hungry, but you're broke. = Depression
-There is a cannabis drought. = Depression
-Monday. If you work 9-5, 5 days a week. = Depression
-Sunday night. If you work 9-5, 5 days a week. = Depression
-Whatever happens after you graduate from college. = Depression
-Credit Card. = Depression (after a while)
-4:30am and you just ran out of beer. = Depression
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Ok. Here’s a brief description of the presidents from the beginning of the depression until the beginning of World War two.
So, at the beginning of the depression in October of 1929, you got Hoover in office. At first, everyone thinks its just another depression, that happen every so often. At that point, no one had any idea how bad it would be. Hoover believed in the concept of “rugged individualism” where basically, he disagreed with socialism/communism (more basically, he was conservative). So he started out with no special programs, as any president would have done (including FDR) in his position. He started out with encouragement towards business management, then when everyone started to realize it was bad, he started to move towards more drastic measures, such as his lowering of mortgage rates and the government buying crops from farmers. The only time that people realized the actual issue the nation was facing was at the end of his presidency, which is when he came up with his plan that he would have used had he been reelected. Well, he wasn’t. So, after FDR took office, he went to him and showed him his plan. FDR went and used it as if it were his own idea. His “New Deal” was an edited (edited for the worse, more towards socialism) version of the plan that Hoover had shown him. The thing is, the New Deal didn’t do much. It was somewhat successful in helping the economy, but not all that much more than that of what Hoover had done (that is if you consider that FDR could have done a lot more in office because he had been in during the depression for much longer, so you have to look at how much they did proportional to how long they were in). His New Deal was all good and fine, but if you look at the charts (trust me, I have), you see that World War Two was the major contributor to the economic recovery. You see that starting in 1942, there was a dramatic increase in GDP (Gross Domestic Product). This was completely a result of America’s well known success at times of war. The American economy always performs better and more efficiently during times of war, as it did in WWII and took us out of The Great Depression.
Ok, so this is basically FDR's contribution: He didn’t do all that much, WWII did all everyone though that he did. All the good he did do, was because Hoover told him what to do.
Thank you for taking the time to read what took me a somewhat considerable amount of time, long enough for me to do it in Word so I wouldn’t lose it by accident if some stupid shit happened.
depression
Well that took a long time to write, a longer amount of time than how long FDR had to think about whether or not he should take Hoover's idea.
Take a look at some of my other definitions biatch.
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