C Word Pass

The incredibly rare artifact that signifies the permission (from a white person) for a PoC to say "cracka". This artifact goes for a pretty penny on the black market, probably as much as Derrick Henry would go for if slavery still existed.

Black guy: Yo! Wassup cracka!
White guy: The fuck you say to me? You better have a pass or imma call my crackas and beat your ass!
Black guy: Shit, my bad bro *pulls out C Word Pass*.
White guy: You crazy son of a bitch, you actually have one! You all good now, wassup my cracka?

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Bitch with a capital 'C'

A polite way of calling someone a 'cunt'. Bitch with a capital 'B' would be a super bitch, bitch on wheels, etc. Bitch with a capital 'C' ('C' being the first letter in 'cunt') is a clever way to get around saying the word 'cunt' in mixed or professional company.

For full effect, when saying this about someone, be sure to exercise the proper body language. I.e. raise one eyebrow, give a 'knowing' look, and slightly nod your head. Afterwards, follow up by saying, "You know what I'm saying?" and continue nodding to gain agreement from your audience.

Senator Clinton thinks she's all that, but really she's nothing but a bitch with a capital 'C'.

Lurlene think I's gonna work overtime tonite off da clock jus so she can make her bonus? Shiiiit! She be smoking som'tin. She ain't nuttin but a byatch with a capital 'C'.

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O I C

Oh, I see.

Used for when you have just understood and comprehended something. Can only be written or typed.

Dave: "Sorry man, I just ran over your dog"

Claude: "O I C"

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V C R

Visual Cocaine Residue!!!

Hey man, you have some V C R around your nose!!!

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Pantone 448 C

A perfectly fine color faced with discrimination.

How did I quit smoking? Simple, it's thanks to Pantone 448 C.

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c & b grooming

What some people call “manscaping,” with c & b standing for “cock and ballsack.”

Milo: My bro Ray told me he went to that specialty barber shop down on Hipster Alley to get him some c& b grooming.
Me: What hothead fuck is c & b grooming, bro.
Milo: Well first they shampoo the hole area around your dick and balls, then they dry you off and take a beard trimmer to your wild and woolies till there ain’t much left. After that, they use a disposable safety razor to shave your cock balls clean, along wit the inner thighs and the taint. And you’re done.
Me: So was he happy with it.
Milo: Yup, real happy. He even showed me and let me feel how close the shave.
Me: Yeah, with that big dick, he was always a show-off. Think he’d show me too, though?

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Dub C

The abbreviated term for Wilmington College. Dub = “dubuha” C= “College”. A small private college in southwestern Ohio that has its finances and classes taught by liberals and the social aspects run by conservatives. It is rumored to have an extensive Greek life fueled by both the fact that the town is in the middle of nowhere and that the “proper authorities” (See Police) don’t give a fuck, cause they are either Greek alumni or have been bought mafia style. It has been frequented by people from the Natty (See Cincinnati) due to its extreme love of freedom and not giving two fucks. This has recently been a drawback due to the elevated crime and shenanigans that the Natty has associated with it. (See Slaves). Its more finer points include frats like “preppy” Blue Turkey, “don’t show up to the back porch without a fifth of jack and cowboy boots” Yellow bull, and a “Cause I got high” red fratstars.

"what goes on in Dub C on weekends?"

"I dunno, everyone either goes home on weekends or drinks like an alchoholic fish"

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