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John ROBLOX

A rapist that lives on the south coast of Somalia in a house made of shit, who has wet dreams about fucking a fictional character.

Criminality player: Who's that guy who ruined Criminality again?
Criminality player #2: John ROBLOX.

by lucasinnit July 16, 2020

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John Daily

The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.

Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.

Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.

by MistahTom June 15, 2006

14๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Zerzan

An anarchist writer who holds the most extreme political/social views you have ever heard in your life. A dude who wants humanity to destroy 10,000 years of human advancement and go back to living like cavemen. He writes a zine, has a radio show, and goes on speaking tours to promote "anti-civ" philosophy.

John Zerzan is either a hero or the ultimate troll, depending on who at the infoshop you talk to.

by NoToSectarianism July 18, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Markowski

A great person who is handsome, and loving. has a strange love for people named Sophia. All around great, athletic, smart, and sexy(no homo).

Have you seen John Markowski?

Yeah, he was so cool.

by ImSeb June 29, 2021

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bobby John

Another name for your crush who is also your best friend. And a name for your crush if you don't want to say there real name.

Friend:Who is your crush

You: Uhhhh Bobby John

Friend: oh ok who's your best friend

You: uhhh Bobby John

Friend: Well um ok then

by SomethingAboutSmarts December 16, 2018

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Harrington

When you face backwards on the toilet when you use it. The actual proper way to use the toilet.

I went to the bathroom while I was eating breakfast, I performed a John Harrington in order to eat at the same time as my BM

by Sir_Benjamin_Tatum December 12, 2013

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


John Cracker

A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.

John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."

by Kev9876 March 31, 2010

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž