A rapist that lives on the south coast of Somalia in a house made of shit, who has wet dreams about fucking a fictional character.
Criminality player: Who's that guy who ruined Criminality again?
Criminality player #2: John ROBLOX.
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The nick-name of The Daily Show's John Stewart.
Dad: John Daily is funny and smart.
Me: Its John Stewart but nevertheless, he is awesome.
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An anarchist writer who holds the most extreme political/social views you have ever heard in your life. A dude who wants humanity to destroy 10,000 years of human advancement and go back to living like cavemen. He writes a zine, has a radio show, and goes on speaking tours to promote "anti-civ" philosophy.
John Zerzan is either a hero or the ultimate troll, depending on who at the infoshop you talk to.
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A great person who is handsome, and loving. has a strange love for people named Sophia. All around great, athletic, smart, and sexy(no homo).
Have you seen John Markowski?
Yeah, he was so cool.
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Another name for your crush who is also your best friend. And a name for your crush if you don't want to say there real name.
Friend:Who is your crush
You: Uhhhh Bobby John
Friend: oh ok who's your best friend
You: uhhh Bobby John
Friend: Well um ok then
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When you face backwards on the toilet when you use it. The actual proper way to use the toilet.
I went to the bathroom while I was eating breakfast, I performed a John Harrington in order to eat at the same time as my BM
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A combination of Average Joe and cracker, John Cracker is your standand white man who wants to be black but fails miserably.
John Cracker: "Yo my home dogs, do you want to go bust some caps?"
Black guys: "............."
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