Random
Source Code
Random
a slut that likes all of the sexual postions
miley cyrus is SUCH a sexual guinea pig , she likes it up,down and side to side!
32👍 9👎
When two homosexual men engage in the act of docking while simultaneously wrapping the saggy scrotum of a third homosexual man around the two docked and throbbing penises creating a biscuit shape representing two pigs in a blanket.
“Hey, did you hear Brad and Chad were engaged in their weekly docking when brad’s creepy uncle walked in and wrapped his saggy ball sack around their fully docked penises. He called it two pigs in a blanket.”
15👍 3👎
Similar to "Bros before hoes", this is a binding social contract among ghetto black individuals, stating that their fellow niggas will always come before pigs (the police).
Tyrone: Yo Jamal, imma bout to pick up one fine shaw-ty, can I borrow yo car and bring her home?
Jamal: Sorry, dawg. I gotta go see the cops to get ma parole hearing.
Tyrone: Cmon, man, nigs before pigs.
Jamal: Aight, just this once
28👍 8👎
Smart pig just likes your smart phone; Smart phone is an improvement of your phone and Smart pig is an improvement of pig. It happened since the last hundreds years ago, since the criminals arrived in Australia, there were no women, so they had sex with snakes. And finally created the crafty “Smart Pigs”
Smart Pig
2👍 10👎
wow did you see that move, that was a pig and a poke!
2👍 11👎
in the show peppa pig peppa is queen
person 1: tell me something!
person 2: peppa pig is queen
4👍 1👎
Another term for, "battery hog" -- that is, a battery-operated device that devours batteries like there's no tomorrow.
Man this flashlight is a real dry cell pig! I just put a new set of D cells in 20 minutes ago and they're already going to pot!