special person club member

the biggest morons who join this club are lena and laura. only special people can join.

you should be a special person club member cause you look like a moron.

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Thank you to the person who

A thing grown adults say online to thank people who won’t see it because they still have teenage anxiety in their 40s and are too scared to say something as simple as “thank you” to someone in public.

Thank you to the person who paid for my groceries 6 weeks ago at Wal-Mart. You were wearing a jacket and shoes. You know who you are and I am so grateful!!

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National abuse a short person day

The day where a person can *abuse a short person* *without permission*

It allows any type of abuse.

13 June, National abuse a short person day

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sergio ramos(not a persons name)

one that is fake: one that talks shit on something then turns around a week later and does it; one that acts like your friend until your not in the room; also one that talks shit on someone and says he never wants to live with them again, but moves back in a month later and vigorously starts to suck their cocks; a real shit peice; cocksucker; one who sucks dick for the taste;one who dreams of speck and lingers on the thought of his dick; a worthless being; the definition of a flamer; one who lives his life trying to please Mr speck

damn lateley youve been acting like a "sergio ramos(not a persons name)"™ = ™

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=74888067

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double it and pass it to the next person

When someone looks like you copied them and pasted them and made them bestfriends. usually used towards white utah blonde girls.

Guy: hey jake did you see cates new tiktok with emma. they look like they just double it and pass it to the next person.
Jake: do they really look that similar?
Guy: yeah they're blonde white utah girls.

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Well At Least I Still Have My Personality

A phrase said by a random fish in spongebob after he got blasted by Hiroshima in volcano form.

Fish: Hey SpongeBob!...
*Volcano blows up in his face, making him all burnt up and steamed*
Fish: Well At Least I Still Have My Personality.

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personally i would never take that amount of disrespect

When that one guy in the friend group instigates an argument to make a point about themselves

John: that’s why you look like a pineapple
Joe: that’s why you get no bitches
Frien: Aye John you gon’ let him talk to you like that? Personally I would never take that amount of disrespect