When you RSVP to a lunch or event and then cancel last minute.
Friend - Sorry, hate to do this but I can’t make it.
Other Friend - He just pulled a Mike!!
A name that can be addressed to a tall male who has a humourous and 'nerdy' disposition. Can also be a code word for some boy you fancy. A very off-putting (and frankly confusing) name for those randomers who are secretly eavesdropping your convo.
"You seen "Mackeral Mike" lately?"
"Nah, he hasn't cycled past my house in days"
"I thought you had a thing...?"
"Yes, we do"
OR:
"He's such a Mackeral Mike!"
Great sex good dick greatness awesome
I give her mike karger everynight
Awesome powerhouse penis greatness
I mike karger that bitch every night
(Adj). Really really really weird, but also filling and sexually gratifying
I'm having a bad night so we are going to start with 2015 Dog Fish Head 120 Minute and see how Mike Ziegler this night gets
A redneck god amongst men. His name can be used as an adjective or verb : when something is red necked, jerry rigged like fuck, or crazy in general. Something legendarily redneck. The yee yee equivalent of “living like Larry”.
A : “I lost the bolt to my bike rack so I just fuckin duct taped that shit on the back.”
B : “Thats some Mike Bailey shit man”