A scary, illusive character that the internet cannot seem to find. Started as a post in the Flood forum.
Hey have we found Clock Man yet?
No, I've been searching for days.
Same here, Clock Man is quite the illusive figure
(man- sKAirz)-noun-At time of the morning in which a post adolescent male between the ages of 18-25, or generally of college age, experiences a glance in his mirror by which he is frightened due to his physical appearance becoming more reminiscent of his father, a generally wearing image of a middle-aged man, or actor Vince Vaughn post-Swingers. This scare either stems from a reality or misperception in which the male notices either his stomach is expanding, his hairline receding, his eyes especially sunken from a night of sleep, his facial hair half-shaven, and his muscle gone.
Man-Scares sweeping the nation one dude at a time.
To have intercourse with a man; the act of intercourse with a man.
Predominantly used by the gay male community, could also be applied to a female.
So, Wes, still not scoring any man trim?
You are going to buy yourself one of your man books but you won't buy me a notebook for school
(Adj) A term used flippantly to label a person or situation grossly inept. Often used a reply to a question that has no logical answer. Interchangeable with "Operator as Fuck."
"Hey bro, why the fuck are we standing out in the cold watching the Bar Kays at midnight on a Thursday?"
"Tact Man" *shoulder shrug*
A penis. Often used to mock the varied but ultimately uninventive array of euphemisms for cock in popular American romance novels.
Shiiiiit. I'll whip out my man scepter and we'll see who wins the fucking sword fight.