Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome

Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome is a syndrome afflicting internet users, usually on Twitter. Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome refers to the mentality that one gains usually due to one or more of the following: A follower count of >1000, a decent fanbase, and 2-3 loyal dickriders on their social media. This is often an incurable syndrome, and can be combated with frequent bullying & ego checking.

“Bro, this guy told me I had to pay a cancellation fee for this video game commission.”

“He did? Bro must have Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome!”

internet default

Internet Default is when you have to assume everyone on the Internet is an idiot because of past experience.

This can lead to mistaking sarcasm for factual statements.

I don't sweat because I use deodorant.

That's not how deodorant works.

I was being sarcastic.

Sorry, I'm running Internet Default.

Internet Drama

Something that happens when a popular person does something bad and people are gossiping about it then that person gets cancelled or something. It happens on lots of fandoms like the OSC, fnf, twitter, roblox, youtube, etc.

Random Person: hey did you know the insert person here drama?
Another Random Person: yeah i think they should be cancelled...
Random person: ok
Another another random person: i hate internet drama
the two of them: same...

internet ORK

while the internet troll feeds of people reacting to their fallacy they know is false for a reaction, the internet ORK actuallyy BELIEVES their made up lies.

based on warhammer 40k orks. if they believe something is true then it exists. Flat earthers, starsigns, misogyny/ misandry, toxic woke culture you name it internet ORKS live there.

Orks are also incredibly moronic and only like violence.

when arguing about why being fat is unhealthy and dangerous the internet ork calls you a racist and claims you hate puppies.

Internet Angel

A girl with quite a need
for approval who wants to become
the bestest streamer = Internet Angel

..or someone who is chronically online.

Kangel is THE Internet Angel

the internet of things

A network of things exchanging data without requiring normal human interaction.

Me - youtu.be/dy5xLVx2NGY ..

Eric - "That's not even a good example of the internet of things"

Internet

1. To use the internet

1. You don't internet enough.