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When 10+ guys cum in a girl, then another girl eats the soup with a spoon or a straw.
Yo Christina, do you want seconds on Jessica's camel soup?
Ladies that line up to bring a dude soup when he's sick.
"I got the covid but I'm ok. Got some soup wenches bringing me supplies."
A penis that is very thick, round and short. Shares the likeness of a soup can.
“Have you seen Trevor’s dick? He’s got a soup can weiner.”
When children are starving in Africa
"Whoever put this food together needs a good talking to"
"There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"
"This is not fine dining, nor buffet, nor Euro, nor Indian, nor a restaurant, nor a feast"
" There are kids in Africa eating leather soup"
A minimalistic food you make with nothing but pasta and chicken broth when you're depressed. Traditionally made a little after midnight when you're hungry after eating nothing the day before because you had no energy to get up and eat something. Despite the name and description, it actually doesn't taste that bad.
"I was so darn hungry last night that I resorted to making myself some sorrow soup."
While having sexual intercourse with a woman the man jizzes inside the condom and the woman takes it off and pours it into her mouth and swallows.
Allah gave that bitch a Slurp And Soup last night.
here’s the recipe for lemon soup:
9 lemons, 2 cups of water, 6 🍆, 12 🍑, and 7 🍒. you boil the lemons with their skin on for 69 minutes then cut them and juice them into a pot. then you cut up the 🍑🍆🍒 and boil them in the lemon boiling water for 3h. then once you do that, mix all your 🍑, 🍒, 🍆, 🍋, and 💦 together and let simmer for 1h. then add 1-2 cups of brown sugar and mix while still on the heat. let cool then ur done. 🍆🍑🍒🍋 soup.
billy: dude i really want some lemon soup.
james: dude i got the recipe for the best lemon soup. it’s got 🍆🍑🍒 in it too!
billy: cool gimme the recipe for ur Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
james:bet. once u make this tho ur gonna have all the girls/guys wanting to try ur 🍆🍒🍑🍋💦
billy: bet dude
*billy goes home and makes Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑*
random hot person: hey 😏😏😏😏😏
billy: hey
random hot person: lemme get some of ur 🍆💦🍑🍒😘😘😘😩😩😩
billy: wait do u want my 🍆💦🍆🍒😘😘😫😫💦 or my Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑
random hot person: both 😉
billy: ok bet
*billy and random hot person share some Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏*
*billy to james on phone*: dude u were right
*james to billy on phone*: yeah dude Lemon soup 🍋🍆🍒🍑 gets u girls/guys/nb ppl
*billy to james on phone*: yeah random hot person wanted my 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*james to billy on phone*: i want ur 🍋🍆🍒🍑 and 🍆💦🍑🍒😉😫😩😏
*billy shows up at james’s house*
billy: bet 😏😏😏🍆💦🍑🍒🍋😫😩😫😫😫😫
the end 😘