pesto

Money–especially green, paper money–which is the same color as pesto.

"It's pay day, Denny! Time for the boss to put a dollop of pesto into our wallets. Ah, greenbacks!"

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pesto

In light of the direct italian translation meaning "to pound," to pesto something means to smash in a rather brute sexuall manner.

Bro, Brian pestoed that sloot way back.

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pesto

A potent mixture of marijuana aka headies and hash oil.

Chillin in the benzo
Puffin on dat pesto

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pesto

Magic word by magician with a harelip.

"I wafe my mazzic wan, and PESTO!"

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pesto

An Italian green spreading that causes diarrhea.

Kid:Mum my tummy hurts so bad! I have diarrhea!
Mum:It's your fault, pesto on your spaghetti yesterday!
Kid:But I like pesto, It's delicious!

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Pesto

Another name for weed.

Jason: Hey is Ace here?
Ben: No I think he left early.
Jason: Damn because I wanted to buy some pesto off him after class.

Pesto

the most hated thing in the TWFanmily, along with “👀”

“did you see Tom posted about pesto again?”