Kick Short People Day

The 30th August is Kick Short People Day! Go ahead and slap em!

Come to sweet Pablo's, it's Kick Short People Day!

Destroying peoples minecraft loot

People whp dont give a crap on peoples feelings

Killing and Destroying peoples minecraft loot isnt nice

kick tall people month

During the month of November, you may kick any tall person, 5’6 or over, as much as you want whenever you want. Get your revengeeee!!
Hey! It’s kick tall people month! Let’s go kick some people

Person 1: hey guess what
Person 2 (over 5’6): what?
Person 1: it’s kick tall people month
Person 2: wait what no pls
Person 1: *kicks in the balls*
Person 2: AAAAA

i see dead people

An exclamation to use in a monotone voice when you want a**holes to leave you the hell alone.

"Hey, Sam."
"What?"
"I see dead people."

Harass Short People Month

In the month October, it is Harass Short People Month. During this month you are legally allowed to harass anyone under 5’1. May it be children, midgets or people who have weak genetics. Anyone over 5’1 can participate in HSPM. Harassment can come in any forms. Extra points if you make the short person cry. This event lasts only through Oct 1 to Oct 31, so you better start thinking of ways to make the short people in your life miserable! Happy October!

Person 1: It October! You know what that means!”
Person 2: please spare me, I promise to grow over 5’1
Person 1: none shall live

Harass Short People Month is a fun activity for the whole family!

White White People

White people that are oblivious to other cultures slang /terminology. They get a blank stare when you say something is "on fleek" or "lit". Their favorite song to sing aloud in unison is "Dont Stop Believin' by Journey, wear Tory Burch, monogram purses, Pandora Bracelets and bring their dogs to brunch. There is almost always an awkward moment when anyone of color is around.

"Yooooo...I just went to this party and it was nothing but White White people!"

list of white people food

1. Heroin, dope, crack, percs , Xanax
2. Chic Fila
3.any Italian food
4.duncan donuts
5. Wawa coffee
6.spaghetti
7.prostituting ass up the El train
8.licking strangers booty

I like food so I made a list of white people food