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When being the best at what needs to be done.
I handled my job like Daniel J Vega
A person or dog that will uncontrollably poop and puke all over the place
Often also tripping over their own poop, or licking up their puke as a response of shame and guilt
O no, look what Daniel the Cocker Spaniel did, there’s shit all over the place!
Damn Daniel, that’s quite a mess you made there buddy!
That’s just Daniel, we are used to his shit!
Unique, won't ever find one like it again.
That was amazing.
It was a Martin Daniel Venter.
A thicc boy who makes jokes that make you shit out your pancreas 24/7.
Person 1: Remember that Daniel Peters-Banthorpe joke?
Person 2: Shits out pancreas
Person 1: Of course
when you dance with a random girl at a club and the next day, you go to extremes to find out who that random girl was.
"After that random brawd kissed me last night at the club, I couldn't get her out of my mind, and I've been asking everyone I know if they know this girl!"
"Dude, you have a daniel radcliffe situation..."
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This is difficult but Daniel overcomes josephs brute powers of gayness. With a turtle on his side Daniel would f*** Joseph up.
Daniel vs Joseph Daniel would win
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Getting totally smashed on a full bottle of whatever, and then getting busted by your parents. You don't remember much of the 'getting busted part', but you do remember that said parent was totally chill about it. This is also after you have drunk dialed half of your friends.
Me: finished off a full bottle of jack, only to pass out mid-sentence with my 2 friends on the phone. They freaked, and called my dad seeing as i was by myself, and he came upstairs. I only remember him putting me into bed, and then later on coming up the stairs with shot glasses and saying "this is how much you can have. like 3 of these. thats it."
rofl
so, later on my friend (same one who was on teh phone last time...) had a similar instance (big ass bottle of tequila, got all giggly, and then waltzed into her mom's room and was like "I've been hittin' the sauce, ma!" (jk, shes not from the 20s...) but anyway, we coined the phrase "Jack Daniel's Story" b/c of this.
Have fun, get wasted!
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