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Jumping on a pogo stick backwards during oral sex while a band of cubans sing "row row row your boat" in the key of F sharp shoot a load in your woman's face. At the same time, your woman is playing 'Mario Super Sluggers' on the Wii with a full count, against a small asian boy named ming who wears nothing but a man thong with your name across the back.
Tom and Maddie pogo nutted for 2 hours last night at Chuck-E-Cheese.
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Similar to a spit roast, only with more nuts involved. eg. a gay spit roast.
"Fancy coming back to mine for a nut roast?"
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Refers to the crazyness of a situation, as well as moose nuttyness.
Man that was buck nuts.
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What we girls do to guys: 1in an emergency, 2to teach a lesson,3 to make his voice sound higher or 4 for fun Ha Ha
To escape his grasp she gave him a sharp kick in the nuts.
Are you going to remove your hand from my breast or must I give you a swift kick in the nuts.
Did you hear how high his voice was after she gave him that kick in the nuts.
Guys eyes always look so funny after a good surprise kick in the nuts...Ha Ha
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Verb phrase: To involve oneself in a physical altercation, to lose one's cool, or to fly off the handle. A common fixture of urban or "gangsta" vernacular. Recently popularized by a homophobic, black-clad drug-dealing NPC/pedestrian in the controversial PS2 game "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas."
"Yo, I'm fidd'nduh nut up in a minute!!!"
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Gamer Nuts is a feeling in your nuts from sitting down for too long resulting in your own nut sack falling asleep. Another word for Gamer Nuts is Numb Nuts.
Person 1: “Bro, my nut sack just went gamer mode”
Person 2: “What??”
Person 1: “I’ve got gamer nuts from gaming for 7+ hours”
Person 2: “I still don’t know what you mean by ‘gamer nuts’”
Person 1: “Oh, you know how your hand or your foot falls asleep? Well, it’s pretty much that but my nuts fell asleep”
Person 2: “No one says that, but ok”
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A word play on the term "fair enough" to indicate general nonchalance or being meh about a conversation or opinion posed.
Dude 1: Mate, I hated that movie. Such a waste of money.
Dude 2: Fairies nuts, mate.
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