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All sorts of Asian promises that never seem to be what you hoped.
"He just gave me the biggest futon turd"
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1. This should really go without saying
2. Likely a dietitian.
3. One who knows about your physical health by examining your poop.
4. A person who has a bowel movement, and speaks to it before flushing. (This can be most disturbing when standing outside of the door waiting for the restroom.)
Person 1: What is Shannon doing in the bathroom dude?
Person 2: No clue man...I just took a dump, and she ran in there after my turd!
Person 1: Dude...She is such a Turd Whisperer.
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A person or object that fails to meet the behavior requirements modeled by the coolest person on the planet. (W.W.C) If you do not meet those standards then you are a BIG turd bird.
"Whoa Brennah you're a turd bird for posting that picture on Facebook"
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A particularly obnoxious and dangerous fecal pellet. Originate from the position of Governor of Texas. Highly toxic to national economies, extremely damaging to the American middle class, and destructive to U.S. global standing if allowed to range beyond their native territory. Actually much smaller than they appear once stripped of braggodocio and puffery. A hick, particularly appealing to the school yard bully/redneck, wealthiest 2%, and corporate outsourcer. Love to start wars that someone else has to fight, finish, and pay for.
Mike: Did you hear who just entered the Presidential race?
Ike: Yea, thats just what this country needs, another TEXAS TICK-TURD in the White House.
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To push a turd out and suck it back in repeatedly.
I was in the bathroom for an hour turd fucking myself
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an ugly ass person that smells really bad (like a turd)
What up Turd Ferguson? How are you today?
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When a woman who has to take a shit, tricks a man into having anal sex until he finishes inside, then the woman subsequently shits out the turd and fuckes herself with said turd to get pregnant.
I'm going to court for child support because this frosted turd burglar is trying to take me for everything I have! It was just suppoused to be a simple Craigslist hookup!?!
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