Avon Old Farms

Avon old farms cmoonly known to people as "shit town" or "podunk" is known for its very uncivilized winged beavers. They have been known to charge on mnay occasions and miss most of the time. They dont understand the concept of waiting for traffic and are commonly hit by cars. They are best known becasue of their ignorance (for u guys at avon that means stupidity.) They have tried and failed to spell salisbury with an "a" rather then a "u"

A young immature boy said "Ill go to avon." that same boy as an old man said "I wish my ass had a brain." :)

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How old are you?

A question asked very often by some idiots on YouTube.

Randall: For some reason, some random idiot on YouTube asked me How old are you?

Lily: OMG, he asked me How old are you?, too!
Randall: What the hell?
Lily: I'm not kidding, it's absolutely true!

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old-age dump

a place where old people are dumped by their nice relatives

...particularly now that Granny's gone back to the old-age dump and they can let their true feelings really rip.

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Old Butt Gold

The nuggets excreted from the anal cavity of a pensioner after consuming a large curry dinner.

Alessandro wasn't feeling very well after we visited the Indian restaurant last weekend. He almost slept on the toilet for two straight days - nothing but old butt gold.

Bozo gets really nasty after a good curry - can't even flush down that old butt gold.

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old school shit

When one takes a shit and does not wipe to make it quick.

I need to take an old school shit.

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good old gritter

A cigarette.

Cigarette->garette->grit->gritter!

YESSIR, its a good old gritter..mmmmmmmhhhhmmmmmmm!

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old man balls

Balls that are combined into one

My taint was fucked by old man balls

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