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A form of bathing.
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Man, my hair is greasy, so I need to take a shower.
A shower is a place where people go to refresh themselves, although some people are too lazy to get off their fat ass and go take a shower. Seriously, get in the shower.
Joseph: I never take showers because I am a lazy shit!
To pour bleach in one's eyes to wash away Jax Rule 34
I'm gonna take a shower
Shower is a blowfish swimming through the seas of Ohio. You might be thinking “theres no seas in ohio, this is all wrong” well, you’d be the one who’s wrong. Shower has a heart so big that she single handedly made ohio it’s own sea. And she’s a blowfish living in it. She is a true friend to all and has zero hesitation to prove it. So, next time you go to Ohio, be sure to visit her sea.
Shower is so fishy, she must be a blowfish who makes seas in Ohio.
Wow, I love this sea! I heard Shower made it with her gigantuous heart.
Person 1: ooohhh who is that hottie over there?
Person 2: lol! That must be ravie’s wife shower (the blowfish who makes seas in Ohio for people who’ve never seen the ocean because she’s just that generous)
Person 1: oh, duh!
Ravie: I love my wife shower!
The word “shower” comes from “show her” an action where a girl sits inside a class box naked and gets sprayed by water in a strip club.
Being inside a space getting sprayed by water is what a normal person would call a shower.