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When your cock torques off to the left (or right), resembling a semi-ripe banana when erect, and a partially hooked finger when flaccid. Common in angry short men, orangutans, and intellectual pygmies.
Colloquialism for Peyronie’s disease.
"Dude, did you see Mike in the shower?"
"Yeah bro, what the actual fuck is up with his dick? It looks like a hooked finger"
"Total dick knuckle going on there. Fucking gross."
Applying chilli to the penis for sexual gratification.
They kicked me out of seminary after I got caught chilli-dicking.
What your super horny girlfriend says when she really means ‘Lik-A-Maid Fun Dip’ (aka the candy with the stick you probably tried snorting in grade school)
I have a craving for something sweet, like Stick-A-Dick
When sexual arousal has the opposite emotional effect causing someone to have their dick shrivel up
Dat bitch whos a fucking hoo just gave me dry dicke
When somebody makes you so especially mad it gives you the sudden to urge to cut off their dick with a chainsaw.
M: Dude. When Atom was being rude in the gc it made me want to preform a dick chainsaw.
What I call homo-sapiens who know the Spartans prayer: "Achilles, the frequency Auditor. Born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Do you know the Spartans prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: The Ramos Dick Suckers...