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derogatory acronym for a group of stupid females: These Women Aren't Thinkers
"Hey did you see Star Jones & Whoopi Goldberg on the View this week?"
"Yeah... talk about TWAT"
The past tense of 'tweet'.
The third-person singular simple present indicative form of tweet is 'twats'.
The present participle of tweet is 'twating'.
The past participle of tweet is 'twated'.
"I felt presidential when I twat at 3am".
some one that is annoying that no one likes
hey tom your a twat no one likes you
Someone who is wrong and an asshole about it thinking that they are right when in reality they are the farthest thing from it and will never forget the time when he beat you in an argument but really wouldn’t accept defeat
Someone who doesn't allow a description on urban dictionary for no reason
Why you twat?
The Twat
I once knew a man that was a twat,
He's every thought was that of an imbecile...
He was wholly unjustified in his every word;
When he was in a twatish mood...
Which was exceedingly annoying,
And didn't take anything to start him off...
Save perhaps being content or happy;
You'd think that he was jealous, but this twat was not...
The twat uhh'd and err'd and ahh'd,
Because he was an annoying twat as well...
He passed twatish judgements of events;
And his twat brain got it wrong 100% every time...
He never said please or thank you,
Because he had twat manners too...
And he never gave praise and rarely encouragement;
Because he was an ungrateful twat also...
He preferred the company of fools,
Because they made him look good compared to him...
But only a twat would be so easily pleased;
Like boasting of being a lolly stick stood up in dog shit...
Well; the twat didn't have many friends,
Because.people saw.right through him...
He was fine approximately half of the time;
Which suggests his brain was divided between a twat half and normal...
Quiet why this guy was a twat?
Defies all explanations...
If the best we can do is to just annoy people;
Then that is the most twatish excuse for an existence...
Wot a Twat!