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air-holing

1. (v) A flatulence competition between two or more parties. To duel based on sound and smell of one's gas. 2. (v) passing gas.

"We've been air-holing in here all day. You might want to take a shower before you leave."

by The Smoke March 23, 2010


Air Beast

Air Beast
n. Master of atmospheric power and elevated presence. Controls the environment through mental superiority, strategic movement, and invisible but undeniable influence.

Power Traits:
- Mentally floats above drama
- Navigates through toxic environments
- Controls room atmosphere
- Moves with invisible force
- Commands air spaces

In Action Examples:
"Pure Air Beast energy when they:
- Glided through corporate politics
- Made tension disappear
- Changed room temperature with presence
- Elevated above hate
- Controlled breathing of business deals
Had them gasping for air while staying cool"

Air Beast Moves:
1. Strategic Float:
- Above negativity
- Through barriers
- Over obstacles
- Past limitations
- Through resistance

2. Atmospheric Control:
- Reads room energy
- Shifts moods instantly
- Commands attention silently
- Creates breathing room
- Clears toxic air

Remember: "Air Beast don't fight the wind - they become it. That's why you can't catch them, but always feel their presence." 💨

"When you're moving Air Beast, you don't dodge obstacles - you float through them." 🌪️

Example:
"Watch how they Air Beast through meetings:
- Floats in silently
- Shifts entire energy
- Makes opposition lose breath
- Controls discussion flow
- Leaves everyone elevated"

Power Signs:
"You know it's Air Beast when:
- Pressure can't touch them
- Hate can't reach them
- Drama can't affect them
- Opposition can't ground them
They just float different"

by Boston Beast November 22, 2024


magnetic air car

a 'floating' mode of transportation powered by magnetism conceived by chester gould, creator of the (ancient) dick tracy comic strip.

i remain somewhat disappointed i never got my "flying car"!! -in the 60s', technology was becoming so awesome, one believed "the sky was the limit", -and it wasn't....!!

if we can land on the moon, where is this type technology?
and while we're at it, how about a virtual reality android/cyborg to "take one off", too!? men AND women would probably be thrilled to dispense with one another!!!!

he was crusin' for a bruisin' in his magnetic air car!

-used magnetic air cars over at tony's, for only 100 cesium-23 discs!!

i designed a magnetic air car, but was 'smoked' by the "big three"

by michael foolsley June 1, 2011


Air Force Day

September 6th is Air Force Day wear them at school take snaps wit your friends

Hey it’s Air Force Day let me take a pic of those

by Air Force God September 5, 2019


I thought my air pods were on-

that moment of intense embarrassment when you realize your air pods weren't connected to Bluetooth but it's too late and you realized everybody heard you

Child 1: Dude I can here your music
Child 2: *embarrassingly* I thought my air pods were on-

by Queen of Leechenstein May 5, 2021


air opera

yawning. similar to air guitar.

Look, that guy will fall asleep behind weels" "Nah, he's just practicing for the annual air opera contest

by naaaaaagz July 21, 2011


starring holes in the air

Originally a German saying to express that you or somebody else is doing nothing at the moment, while looking to a permanent direction.

The student actually has to work on his exercises but is doing nothing. The teacher tells him not to stare holes in the air.

While sitting on the toilet I'm starring holes in the air.

by aPublisherFromEurope June 26, 2017