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post long term syndrome

After a long term relationship ends, it is common that a person involved in the breakup will then go on to have a rebound that turns into another relationship. This rebound (compared to a normal rebound) moves very quickly and tends to be emotionally and physically intimate from the get go, as if picking up where the ended relationship left off instead of starting anew.

The person with post long term syndrome often is unaware of their condition. The new relationship often ends terribly due to the improper handling of emotions from the past relationship.

Symptoms of post long term syndrome can include: committing to the new partner too quickly, copious amounts of time with the new person, ignoring the pain from the last breakup and covering it up with feelings for the new partner, etc.

Oh man that break up was rough, they were together for 5 years. It's only been a month since things ended, but Cameron already found a new partner! Did you hear they already said 'I love you' and are moving in together this Spring? His post long term syndrome is awful.

by sadlyimnotafairy April 27, 2022


post eruption magma ooze

after a male ejaculates, take your thumb and forefinger, pinch the post coitus flaccid penis (like you’re are squeezing out the last bit of mayonnaise from a package from chik fil a) from the base to the tip and that is what comes out and oozes down onto your fingers

ejaculates male flaccid mayonnaise chik fil a post coitus post eruption magma ooze

by ReXXXgoliath September 23, 2013


Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder

Having bad memories from a jazz band. A horrible incident which could be physically or emotionally damaging revolving around jazz or is from jazz band and is remembered often.

I have Post Traumatic Jazz Disorder after David hit me with a saxophone in jazz band.

by GingerLego320 February 23, 2021


Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome

Sometimes called “PTPS” … this is a psychological disorder referring to when a mental block is created in the mind of an athlete due to a past sporting game failure, the likes of which could be called a “choke” by some…

This creating enough stress to serve as a “trigger point” for other injuries. In the first and only reported cause of this disease - that injury is back issues.

Ben Simmons is currently suffering from PTPS, or Post-Traumatic Pussification Syndrome, stemming from his inability to Man Up in the 2021 NBA playoffs vs the Atlanta Hawks nearly 1 year ago.

by Big chill1028 April 26, 2022


Post-toke Lurk Session

Everything that goes down after you smoke weed with some good friends. "Session" is often shortend to "sesh" for convenience.

Hey Zoe, so we just smoked, but what about that Post-toke lurk session?

by skateboardingandmaryj June 26, 2011


post-9/11 clarity

When the plane so fire that your steel beams buckle.

Man, things just haven't been the same since that day.
I know what you mean man, the world looks different with that post-9/11 clarity.

by CozyBanx September 17, 2023


Post Band Discovery Obsession

In which one discovers a new band, and can then only look at/listen to/think about/talk about for a 2-4 week period following discovery. Period of time may vary depending on the individual

Friend 1: Have you listened to the new Sparks the Rescue song?
Friend 2: I cant, I'm busy listening to Rocky Loves Emily, I kind of have Post Band Discovery Obsession!

by Fangirls everywhere August 21, 2012