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To discreetly exit a party or any type festivity without saying goodbye to anyone while extremely intoxicated.
Guy 1: hey, where'd Ricky go?
Guy: dude, I think he just pulled a mexican exit!
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A restaurant chain that originates in Springfield, Missouri with over 7 restaurants in one city. The reality is that the ultra-conservative right winged owned establishment hardly holds credit enough to call itself 'Mexican' food.
It should be more appropriately titled "Ozark-Tex-Mexican Villa" (a.k.a. the ugly 3rd cousin of mexican food).
The horrible quality of the food is well known throughout the area, however for some unknown reason they've managed to become a chain store and pull in customers from all over the states, including New York City, Arizona, California, ect.
The worst part is their 'specialty sauces' that they make and sell, which is nothing more than water down ketchup and expired food that is found in the storage room of their 'factory' (closer to a water-stained warehouse).
The owners are stingy old people who refuse to even give their employees of as much as 4 years a 10 cent raise, and they've been able to get away hire dirty meth head managers.
If you are hoping to have food poisoning and a chance to see live mice and cockroaches while eating dinner, this is the place for you.
Hey do you want to go get Mexican Villa later?
No, I don't like the taste of my own throw up.
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When you eat a bag of peanuts, then shit on a girl's face.
Did you hear? Andy just gave that blonde girl a Mexican Sundae.
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On the morning after, when you have sex with the still-sleeping girl next to you before she fully wakes up to realize what is happening then hurriedly leave her place.
"Wait, I thought you only had sex with Emily last night?"
"No, dude, I gave her a Mexican breakfast this morning and bolted before she even knew what happened!"
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In the act of sex, when the women takes her breasts and claps the erect johnson, once johnson has been clapped the lil yogurt spitter is then grinded in the booty,after which the "juice" is applied to the hands of the women,and *clap*
-Jesus! she made a huge mess with my clapper
-Man! did you see ground zero? huge mexican clapper scene
-she got a bit in my eye after the mexican clapper took place
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act of sticking ass out car window to keep cool...
we were riding in LA with Mexican AC.
Policeman pulls us over. Step out of the card now walk backwards, on your knees pull up pants...
we all say gracias los Estados Unidos de América!!!
( u see in old mexico they just shoot u when ass out window )
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This is when a Man puts his penis into another mans pee hole
Patrick gave Larry a mexican charlie at the campground
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