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A world-famous record producer and attention whore. He is best known for interrupting his musicians' radio singles with countless name and label drops, i.e. "J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!" or "BELUGA HEIGHTS!!!"
Radio: BEGLUGA HEIGHTS!!!
Listener: Damn J. R. Rotem! I was just getting into that song!
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Radio: Jason Derülo! BELUGA HEIGHTS!!! J-J-J-J-J-RRR!!!
Listener 1: Who does this song?
Listener 2: Damned if I know..
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verb, When your 'cool mom friend' inserts details into her stories of the past to make her appear more woke than she is.
Example: "I told you about the time I walked with MLK, haven't I?"
"No, because you weren't alive yet, did you really just J. K. Rowling?"
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A high school mostly filled with different groups of white students:
The band geeks- in every AP and honors class that screams out every answer. Have their own little special hallway where they hang out with other band kids. Mostly nice but can get fucking annoying if you keep talking to them.
The emos- wear dark makeup and like to think theyre different from everyone else. Dont talk to anyone but other emo kids. Usually get mad if you do anything that offends them. Mostly antisocials....
The white jock guys- you probably wont get invited to their parties because your not cool enough. They love to wear expensive clothing and always have airpods in. Usually wont like you if you are not a white popular girl. Some are smart and others are dumbasses
The popular girls- you cant really join this group unless you were part of it in middle school.
The druggies- some of the funnier people of the school. Dont give a shit about what other people think of them but they also fail most of their classes. Some are nice but others are just the white jocks trying to prove theyre cool.
Wow... you go to Owen J. Roberts You must be a white asshole!
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Michael J Fox is one of the American most beloved and respected movie/TV stars. He is best known for his boyish good looks, frenetic charm, and remarkable comic timing. In his successful acting career, he portrayed two world wide known characters : one is the young conservative republican Alex P Keaton in the 80s hit TV show "family ties" and the other is the time traveling teen hero Marty Mcfly in the classic movie trilogy "back to the future". Both characters had enormous impact on the entire generation of people who grew up in the 80s. Alex P Keaton has been voted among the top 20 most memorable TV characters of all time for countless times. Unfortunately, Michael J Fox's acting career was cut short due to his health. In recent years Fox has won more respects from the public for his tireless fight against the Parkinson's disease, his leadership in advocating for PD awareness and his passion for the cause of finding a cure for millions of PD sufferers including himself.
"Pain is temporary, film is forever." -Michael J Fox
"Nobody would choose to have a disease visited upon them. Still, Parkinson's forced me to make a fundamental life decision: adopt a siege mentality - or embark upon a life journey." -Michael J. Fox
"One's dignity may be assaulted, vandalized and cruelly mocked, but cannot be taken away unless it is surrendered." -Michael J. Fox
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Eric Cartman's Spelling of jew
Cartman: Goddamnit, maybe we cant get to heaven cause he is here with us!
Stan: What?
Cartman: Cause one of us is a j-o-o, joo
Kyle: Shut the fuck up cartman!
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The GREATEST Actor on the planet!!! He is known for his starring role as The Kid Who Only Hit Homers and for doing many professional podcasts. I CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT HE DOES NEXT!!!
You - He did you see that AWESOME MOVIE THE OTHER DAY?!?!
Friend - THE ONE WITH ALEX J MONTERO??? IT WAS AMAZING!!!
The attorney for the website Something Awful. Many have doubted his abilities as a lawyer, but somehow he manages to get the job done.
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