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When two or more siblings share the same birthday, they are turtle twins.
The downside of being a turtle twin was only one birthday party.
Pushing out a turd when receiving a rim job, so your partner gets a mouth full of poo.
Made Emily kiss the turtle last night.
She broke up with you, didn't she?
Yup.
A horny douchbag who streches his neck and sticks out his horny head which makes one look like a horny turtle.
Girl: Ben is such a horny turtle! I heard he watched porn when we went camping!
Cooler girl who gives no fucks: Nah whatever.
when you try an insert you flacid member into one of the lower orifices.
ex. a night of heavy drinking has given you a case of whiskey dick and you are so hell bent on getting laid that you try and toss her the soft turtle only to realize your situation is hopeless and no ones getting off...
Sitting on a penis to stop a poop.
My girlfriend had to poop, so I tried popping a turtle.
the day where we applause ninja turtles
Tom: Hey did you know its national ninja turtle day
An evil turtle is by no means a 'turtle.' It is a 'turtle-like creature' that is evil. I apologize for any confusion.
"A koopa is a turtle/evil turtle"-C
"Shut up Shigeru Miyamoto even said it's not."-Everyone