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Taking a dump on a anal prolapse; Droping Revened Sharp in the rejection of someones colons;
Broke Back Mountain Sweet Tea-I deffiently just dumped on the guys colon; I did to many squats ; power clinging Sucks!!!
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When a White Guy and a Black Girl are fucking and an Asian Girl is sucking the White Guy's nipples and fucking but is also serving them tea.
Damn, that bedroom is really going to town with that Oreo With A Hint Of Green Tea thing or whatever it is that's going on!
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"hey rob, come okn over for some of my year old arizona green tea"
I want blueberry iced black tea lemonade
ice tea, mandarin vodka, lime juice, and c-up (selection brand 7-up), shaken and served. (note: make sure you shake before adding the c-up)
a.k.a. orgasm in a glass
bar go-er: hey, can i get an erica's long and dirty ice tea?
bartender: sorry we don't serve those here, they're too intensely fantastic for a public venue such as this.
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A idiot thing my friend once said
Starts feeding the fish food from a mug
My friend: are you feeding the fish cups of tea?
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the eternal punishing lot of the male!
extreme, overwhelming drive to engage in (and complete!) the sex act. no sympathy/empathy from much of the world the world re: this 'natural' condition.
if we can land on the moon! where is the technology to 'help' a poor fellow with his pain??
i.e.: virtual reality, etc? if prostitution MUST be 'illegal'!? why can't the 'sharper' minds find a solution??, (especially when so many suffer from the same malady!!)
i saw that bird walking, and was brought to my knees by the whistling tea-kettle syndrome!
she laughed at the notion of whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
the two scientists made the government nervous with their plan to build a cyborg, specifically designed to process whistling tea-kettle syndrome!!
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