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That sexy babe is so hot I wanna fuck her big penis squeezers and cum in her cleavage.
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The white substance found around the head of the penis when it hasn't been cleaned for a while.
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I saw a 1979 Pinto with a Donkey Penis in 2004 sticker on it.
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A person who is unfortunate enough to have a penis of 3 inches in length.
That girl said Matthew Read had a panda penis.
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When a man goes up to his crying partner and wipes away their tears with his penis.
What's the matter baby, don't cry, do you want some penis tears?
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Unit of measurement used to describe a microscopic distance or length.
Matt: I think we might need a microscope cruise!
Cruise: why?
Matt: I think it's about a Joel penis long!
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