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One of the biggest party schools and colleges in general on the east coast. It's very popular and a lot of people who attend the university are not locals and come from cold, northern states such as New York or New Jersey in hopes of escaping to a warm climate. The college is popular due to its proximity to Myrtle Beach and has one of the best college baseball programs in the country. Students who come here expect to party like crazy and live every day like it's a Friday night in July in downtown Myrtle Beach.
Unfortunately, the hype of Coastal Carolina does not last, and once the school year begins, you realize that this town is dead and there is nothing to do because tourist/peak season is over and everything that is great about Myrtle Beach is gone and the area becomes basically a ghost town. All the stores are closed, the beach is too cold to enjoy. It becomes apparent quickly that this area is no different than any other college town or any town in general. Most college towns are actually better because the areas are open all year round whereas CCUS area caters to tourists and disregards college students.
Once you are off-campus, the immediate surrounding area is Conway, which is desolate and fits the definition of a backward-ass, redneck country hickville town.
Overall Coastal Carolina is not a bad school, but no one goes here for its eliteness or because of its academic programs, they go here because they think of the beach and going to college in a warm beach town.
Guy: Coastal Carolina University is a good school, what could be better than being 5 minutes from the beach and partying hard?
Buddy: Good point, I just want a degree anyway, I don't care how good the programs are. Just wanna party.
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A much better school than UNT. Filled to the brim with beautiful women, older professors who love their students and know each and every one by first and last name. You're likely to not experience cattiness here as most Tessies are emotionally mature and aren't intimidated by others shining their light. Oh, and we haven't forgotten our deep love for Texas A&M, we are still your Tessies. Gig'Em!
Texas A&M Student:
"Man, I go to A&M but I still dream about our sister school, Texas Woman's University up in Denton. The woman there all have 4.0 GPA's and that school cranks out the most amazing leaders. It makes me envious that we don't see the Tessie's like we used to."
Texas A&M alumni:
"Texas Woman's University, yes their dedication to the future of humanity is so strong that everyone already loves our Tessie's. Go Gig'Em!"
Texas A&M:
"We love Texas Woman's University. We have been in love with the Tessies for as long as we've been institutions. We express this deep passion through sharing one another's colors of maroon and white."
Texas A&M Student:
"I want to go to Texas Woman's University to marry a Tessie in the little chapel in the woods. Like my great grandparents did all those years before."
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A small-ass school that no one really cares about. People who go there are rich or in crippling debt. All the guys are either ugly or douchebags and all the girls are either ugly or frat rats. All of the student-athletes think they're the shit even though the school is D3. A wide range of intelligence is at Illinois Wesleyan: smart and poor people or rich and stupid people. Greek life is huge at Wesleyan. The sororities don't explicitly have beef with each other but every frat thinks they're top house (besides acacia who are we kidding). The most common phrase of frat boys at Wesleyan is "fuck (insert another frat here)". None of them have great reputations. People who aren't in Greek life or student-athletes are basically like adults who have gone back to college: focused on school work and think all other college students are fucking degenerates. If you go to Illinois Wesleyan you will complain about it 24/7 until you are forced to go home with your family and then you will remember that no adults/police on-campus give a fuck about what you do and you will miss it.
John: Hey I heard you go to some bullshit school called Illinois Wesleyan, what the fuck is that?
Sheila: Yeah you probably haven't heard about, but you can open carry alcohol, unlike at ISU where if you say vodka above whisper volume you'll get arrested.
John: Sweet let's party then
Sheila: okay looks like we're going to tke
Illinois Wesleyan University: the rich kid's shithole
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The ultimate anwser to life the universe is of course 42.
But what is the ultimate underlying anwser to life the universe and everything? The earth was a giant galactic computer meant to calute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything. It was so large that it was often mistaken for a planet even species living on it was oblivious that it was a computer. It of course was destroyed four minutes before it was to compute the ultimate underlying question to life the universe and everything by the extremely sexually unattractive volgons.
This question was of course asked after the computer on margrathea was built called deep thought and it had computed the ultimate anwser to life the universe and everything 42 of course. It had calculated 42 as the awnser after seven and half million years of calculations. To wich it had responded when the men selected to hear the awnser were disappointed by his awnser 42 "I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually know what the question is." When asked if he could find the underlying lying question to life the universe and everything he said no but the computer to come after him wich was to be called the earth could. To wich the earth was built and Slartibartfast had won an award for Norway. The Mice of course had been encharge and had ran it the whole time. While the dolphins had to tryed to warn the humans the whole time about the enter galactic space bypass that was to be built.
"What's six times seven" -Arthur Dent
The ultimate question to life the universe and everything
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Generally denoted by K, the universal constant is used in calculating the proper density and distribution of smoke detectors in a house hallway. While the constant can not be mathematically derived, it's value has been estimated at 150, and has units of square feet/kitchen*staircase.
Dude, to be able to tell you how many smoke detectors you'll need, I need to know the proper universal hallway constant.
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1.an away message that can be used by anyone for any occasion
2.an away message some1 always has up
Randy: Hey you know where bob is?
Mike: lets check his away, o it says "out"
Randy: So where is he?
Mike: Hes out
Randy: and that is where?
Mike: Out
Randy: Where the fuck is he?
Mike: I dont think your getting this..
Randy: god damn universal away messages
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Mankato State University is located in Mankato, Minnesota. It is a suckhard university where the admin doesn't care about you and the people aren't friendly. Avoid at all costs!
Girl: I heard Mankato State University is a suckhard school
Girl 2: Yeah they have a smoking cult, evil roomates, and all you eat is rice
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