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Something I do to my wife's taint but fancier than a tossed salad.
Would you like to give me a French salad?
Market, eat this French salad and tell me if it is fresh.
Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
A term for a man’s “Speedo” bathing suit
Ex: “Oh my god Gertrude, look! Alberts wearing The French Special to the beach today!”
Ex2: “Damn look at that French special”
A sex move you only do with prostitutes
I smacked it up, pushed it down and flipped it like a spatula. In the end I gave her a French Omelette
when your dick is crusty from a lack of proper hygiene, and a partner goes down on it like a similarly-crusty baguette
Dat girl gave a good french throatie
A french dildo is the act of taking a baguette and putting it inside a vagina or an asshole. Some people then make a sandwich out of the baguette.
guy: hey babe, im feeling kinda freaky tonight.
girl: well, you wanna try the french dildo?
A shark that loves sand, and his country.
"You french shark."
"tais-toi anglais"