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a cheese where the gushing insides are really rich and cream
danm girl u built like rich cheese
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A thick, white, watery substance that comes out of the vagina of a female when a female has yeast infection.
Guy1:Dude I got freaky with my girlfriend last night.
Guy2:Nice man, nice!
Guy1:Yea, I fingered her and white stuff oozed out and I licked it off my fingers, it tasted like Mozzarella Cheese.
Guy2:Dude, that's disgusting, did she have a yeast infection?
Guy1: I don't no, I enjoyed myself.
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When a man does not wash his dick for over a week and a nasty ass yellowish greenish fungis starts to grow on his nasty dick.
Kim: “I smell something....weird..”
Bob: “What does it smell like??”
Kim: “I don’t really know...it’s like a weird cheesy smell or something....”
Bob : “........”
Kim: *leans over to her boyfriend bob and smells then throws up on him*
Bob: “JEEZ WHAT THE FUCK KIM?!?!?!!”
Kim: “DONT FUCKING YELL AT ME BOB. MAYBE I WOULDNT HAVE THROWN UP IF IT WERENT FOR YOUR DIRTY ASS DICK CHEESE....MY FUCKING GOSH!! YOU DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME. GO TAKE A DAMN SHOWER YOU DIRTY ASS FUCKING CHEESE DICK!!! YOU ARENT THAT FUCKING RAT THAT COOKS!!”
Bob: “The rat from that disney movie?”
Kim: “YEAH, THAT ONE. I CANT THINK OF ITS NAME THOUGH.....”
Bob: “It’s on the tip of my tongue...I think it’s Ralph??”
Kim: “No not ralph...it starts with an r though....rat......ratta-”
Bob: *cuts Kim off* “Ratatouille?”
Kim: “YEAH...THATS IT.....that’s a good movie.....ANYWAY WE ARE GETTING SIDETRACKED HERE, GO WASH YOUR DICK!!”
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Made famous by a local San Antonio delicatessen owner who values his costomers. The harshness and cruelty of "Zito's cheese" can be felt around the world.
Damn Brad, you spanked that bitch that asked for none of your Zito's Cheese on his sandwich. Brad, you are one bad mother fucker even though your wife makes you a cuckold all the time.
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Someone so irritating they must be related to the king of all annoyance, Cheese. Like an alternative to arsaholic.
*Harry steals pencil case and throws it out the window then administers an ehhhrrr....*
John: "Aaargh you son of a cheese!"
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noun. Northern Irish experession meaning 'Cannabis resin'
Hay Mailey want to smoke some magical cheese?
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1. a type of Cheddar cheese cracker manufactured by Kraft
2. breasts covered with nipple discharge
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