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the act of hanging out with someone you are in the Friend Zone with.
Mikie has been Straight Bitch Zonin' all day long.
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The quintessential manifestation of the divine God in human form. It is known that people with such overwhelming amount of power of this kind have irregularly large hards. For example, Jimmy Neutron, but greater. Usually, with such a divine manifestation of power, one has a vice of sorts. For example, to deal with the overwhelming power, the man who exemplifies Straight-Up Dankness may find a way to channel that energy, be it proper or improper according to law. It matters not whether it is proper or improper, because this man is pivotal in all our lives, spreading greatness, love, compassion, smarts, legitimacy, and most of all, Straight-Up Dankness, to all of our lives.
John felt a strange feeling as he felt a bolt of lightning appear to strike his subconscious. His eyes fixed on the man smoking outside of Kmart who appeared to have an aura about him. John said to Edward, "Now THAT is the definition of Straight-Up Dankness."
Edward replied, "Indeed," as the essence of the divine shocked him in a profound, life-changing way.
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The dominant sexuality
Also known as someone who will only date a person who was born as the opposite gender
Guy #1: Hey daddy wanna date?
Guy#2: Na bro I identify as super straight
Guy#1: oh ok:(
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When a shitty movie tries to make white guys funny, they tell him to say this.
(Eugene Levy says to Queen Latifah) "You got me straight trippin boo." (The audience laughs and soda comes out some shithead's nose)
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Acknowledging that people who are “super straight” are just transphobic and using their cis privilege to bring minorities down.
Guy 1: I hate transgenders and I hope they get killed.
Guy 2: That’s extremely transphobic
Guy 1: Nope i’m 🟧⬛️ Don’t be anti Super straight, homophobe
Guy 2: Grindr logo?
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Where you quit doing all drugs and drinking but keep smoking weed.
My liver is hurting, its time to go Colorado straight edge.
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Negra is a flavor of Mexican drink, it can be used as a positive adjective or noun.
Negra has absolutely no negative connotations and should therefore never be taken as an offensive comment.
Examples:
1: "Man, this drink is Straight Negra!!"
2: "What's up my Negra's?!"
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