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"Damn whiteney, what's that in your ass"
"Oh just my side hole, wanna lick it?"
when layla says something dumb
layla called me a dog, domestic side eye
The name given to the aftermath caused by a spontaneous, explosive diarrhoea fart that contains a higher-than-average volume of liquid, such that when the underwear briefs or underpants are cautiously peeled back to inspect the damage, the area from the top of the buttocks to the hips can clearly be seen to be covered consistently with an opaque, coloured-blocked film of brown fecal matter that has the thickness of cake icing and a sharp, clearly defined perimeter that is impressively edged with ruler-lined precision by the jockstrap and elastic leg edges to infer an upside down “short back and sides” style haircut, similar to hairstyles commonly used on Lego figurines.
Mate, I’m gonna need at least 2 more rolls of bog-roll; this is a proper shart-back-and-sides shituation back here, throw in a squeegee if you see any.
When you see someone from an angle and think they are attractive but then they turn to face you and its not such a good look
*see someone*
Girl one: man that boy is cute
*boy turns*
Girl two: damn bad luck looks like we have a side hot on our hands
When the knot on your shoe is tied to the side because of sitting with your one leg bent onto the other leg in order to tie your shoe, instead of bending over.
-"Man, I was too lazy this morning to bend over and tie my shoe."
-"I can tell, you have a Side Knot."
Half a set of dentures. Leaving you with either top or bottom just; one gum side.
Im going to bite you, actually all i can do is One Gum Side you.
When the side bitch has a girlfriend, she becomes the side niece to the side bitch’s bitch
Yo Carla be the best side niece bro!