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Someone who holds his oaths and morals. He has dignity, but not arrogant. Faithful till his death to all his beloved. Someone who keeps his promises and treat people kindly. Gentle, patient and kind. Most of all responsible for is actions and words.
A real man is an owner of all noble traits.
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A man who knowingly or unknowingly has an affair with a woman who has a boyfriend or a husband. He is known as "The Other Man".
Man, did I feel bad when I found out she had a boyfriend in New York! I hate feeling like the Other Man!
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THIS WEEK I WILL BE INVITING OSAMA OVER TO PLAY BASKETBALL AND PLAN WORLD DESTRUCTION
PASS THE BONG
obonga man!!!!
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A "Man's time" is time spent in a restroom of any kind while pooping. During such times, he is not to be disturbed by anyone, least of all a woman. Man's time is often accompanied by reading materials, including (but not limited to) pornography. Not to be confused with "Woman's time" which has something to do with the menstrual cycle.
"Dad? Are you jerking off to Barely Legal during your Man's time? I just had my first period and I need to use the can."
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When you go shopping for bras your sure to see a man there too and he is sure to have man boobs!
we went to walmart and there was a guy shopping for bras and he had MAN BOOBS!!!!!
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To have a strange but strong alliance to a person due to a social or political factor, such as outlook on life or personal preferences.
"Kenji and I both have similar and optimistic views"
"Kenji is my mojo man"
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As of 2009, Burning Man is society's officially sanctioned counter-cultural movement. And as this movement, it has no forward momentum.
It is a party in the desert. That's basically it.
It is fun and it is harsh. The environment in itself is beautiful and amazing. The culture of Burning Man is divided into two categories - 1) them 2) us. 'Us' consists of about 20% of the population of the City who mostly volunteer to work for the primary benefit of counting themselves part of the 'us' clique (they even get T-shirts to prove it). Needless to say, 'us' is a really annoying group (mostly). 'Them' is everyone else - mostly clueless spectators who have little or no interest in participating in activities or creating events or making art. When 'they' finally poke their heads out of their massive RVs, it's with the general purpose of taking pictures of freaks & geeks so they can prove to their friends back home that they 'did' Burning Man.
Freaks & geeks are another class separate from 'them' and separate from 'us' (but more them than us - thankfully). They consist of long-time participants called 'burners' who have attended the festival roughly more than 4 or 5 years. The also consist of newbies who are trying desperately to fit-in to appear as burners. They wear Utilikilts and repeat sayings like, 'safety 3rd' as if that signals to others they're 'in' on something cool. When they're not dropping names like telling you how they just had sex with LadyBee or had a beer with Larry Harvey, they're 'joking' about bacon or other sanctioned Burning Man topics with the design of impressing you. And who are you? You're just trying to get to the portapotties in hopes of escaping this moron who won't stop talking to you. No one cares that you 'know' Danger Ranger!!
If you say 'F yer day!' one more time in hopes of impressing me - I'm going to kill you. Which is why I no longer attend Burning Man.
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