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toilet tease

when you realize you may have taken the biggest dump in your whole grade so you dont flush, but then you get up and the toilet paper that you just wiped your ass with lands right in the way of your mondo shit so you cant see it or take a picture

"hey robbie, how was your 15-minute shit? oh i just got toilet teased"

by hairy taco terminator January 6, 2014


toilet math

Flushing the toilet while you sit on it because you sink. Commonly used as a joke, being told to add and subtract while in the toilet taking a dump.

Hey Steve... do your toilet math.

Robert: Hey Mike, add and subtract... add and subtract...
Mike: What?

Robert: Add a little water, subtract everything else.

by Nightshade00013 November 7, 2021


Skibidi Toilet Lore

a series revolving around an endless war between toilets and hardware heads. The series develops through the toilets and the hardware heads teaming up to battle a new and powerful enemy; the Astro Toilets. The series is still ongoing.

Person: Yo skibidi toilet lore is crazy
Person2: Nah dah shit nonexistent

by DefinerDefender December 8, 2024


skibidi toilet lore

rare footage of waltur white heartwell becoming brr dom dom yes yes. this is also very zaza for the community bcs ah~ *moan sounds*

OMG! mama look! its brr dom dom skibidi toilet lore!

by wlcometourfinaltestimmrbreast October 25, 2023

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Conglomerate Party Toilet

The act in which multiple people drop a load in the toilet without flushing. Leaving a nice overfilled bowl for an unfortunate guest at a house party.

“Hey man remember not to flush, we’re doing a conglomerate party toilet!” “Oh man not this prank again…”

by Bleeding ball sack October 15, 2021


Brown bag toilet

When you have your water shut off and can’t flush a toilet so you squat over a brown paper bag and poop.

Did you hear the neighbors water is shut off so he is using the brown bag toilet.

by Toe knee October 6, 2021


toilet wafting

When a person takes a shit and turns their head around and slowly inhales through their nostrils so they may smell their own feces.

I was toilet wafting earlier when I was in the bathroom taking a duece, and I farted.

by SouthJaw July 12, 2012