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Thomas

thomas is the type of guy to live his life like he doesnt give a fck.

he cant handle bare minimum and girls that are having emotions.

he is in love with women 10 years older than him and makes aliexpress emorap about it to post on soundcloud and show everyone his forced deep voice.
and calls himself a first class demon.

person 1: Look at what thomas posted

person 2: dont put it on it gives me war flashbacks.

by fancykitties February 25, 2024


Thomas

Thomas a man with a gigantic penis often covering up the entire room, he also loves taking it raw in the booty.

Gustafson: Have you seen Thomas
Fredrick: no I only saw his penis

by Annikalover30 September 14, 2022


Thomas

That little shit is named after a fucking train who lost the genetic lottery.
His very presence inspires AIDS in his friends and family.

Yesterday I gave him a muffin and right now he is looking over my shoulder complaining that it was only the bottom
He deserves the Capital punishment. The one with Lyssa involved
I wanna castrate him with a fucking chainsaw.

Go check out Thomas's Grinder account. But wear protection because you might get AIDS.

by SATAN HAIL SATAN May 29, 2019


Thoma

Literally the most amazing, kindhearted and sweetest person in Genshin Impact. I swear if you hate this man I will round house you down the stairs until I force good words out of you.
Thoma is so nice for absolutely no reason and yet he hasn't come home yet.
Please let this man come home to me or I will commit arson to the Kamisato Estate.

Person 1: I got Thoma today!
Person 2: BROOO WHATTTT YOU GOT THE MAN- YOU GOT THE MAN OF MY DREAMS BRO YOU ARE SO MMMM LUCKY MMMMM

by freezi3 November 20, 2021


Thomas

He is the MOB strijder.

Chimeid: Faka Thomas, do you want to fuck me?
Thomas: No of course not a kaolo kec7, MOB!

by MOB strijder February 25, 2017


Thomas

Thomas is the most gorgeous person you'll ever meet. If you ever meet Thomas, you'll always want to be around them. Their personality is so bright and wonderful. They are confident and carefree, and they will always be there to listen when you are at your worst. Thomas will wear wear whatever seems comfortable to them, but they will look SO GOOD in anything they put on.

Thomas makes a great friend, but they make an even better partner. They will love an cherish you for as long as they can, and they will make you feel so good about yourself.

NEVER LET THEM GO, YOU'LL REGRET IT!

'Thomas is so goddamn beautiful, dude.'
'Bro, thats kinda gay.'

by eeperbeeper December 27, 2022


Thomas

A Fat kid with corona who watches anime and likes men.

smartkid: whos that gay weeb over there.
evensmarterkid: oh thats just Thomas.

by giant brain April 13, 2022