When someone takes a hit from a pipe and then from a dab pen through their asshole by like sucking it in and then farts it out
Hey Micheal did you hear how Steve shat himself trying to do a dutch fart
A sex act. The two partners bend over at the waist and snug asses, cheek to cheek. The one with the dong, or the "punter" inserts said dong into his partner, the "receiver's", one of two holes whilst grabbing his partners waist and thrusting violently into her/him with as many millimeters, inches, or God forbid FEET, as physics will allow. It's quite tricky, and not for the amateur pugilist. Maybe start out with a Regina Steamer or the more commonly known, Hucklebuck, before attempting this complicated and awkward maneuver.
"Hey Jon, remember that chick that came into the store yesterday? After a few tequilas and some In & Out she was a prime candidate for the ol' Dutch Klotzner! She asked for it in the car,... BY NAME!"
Sometimes the slang, trimmed down version is preferred..
"So did you Klotzner that cooze or what?" or even more so..
"I slapped a bad D-Klotz all up in her dirt pipe, BIG TIME!"
When a person playing golf hits a chip shot off of the green to within 4 feet of the pin.
“Wow, Jeramy nice Dutch.”
“What club did you use to nail that Dutch?”
A extra large penis size classification.
Cocks come in all sizes: micro, small, average, large, extra-large, and Dutch.
A male who sleeps around a lot.
That guy Marcus is a dutch, his kill count is crazy.
Something that is particularly thicc or large in size
guy 1: damn you see that peach in James and the Giant Peach?
guy 2: yeah dude that peach was dutch!
To be extremely thicc or large in size
guy 1: Damn, did you see the peach from James and the Giant Peach?
guy 2: Yeah dude that peach was dutch!