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a hand job
guy: *ignoring girlfriend*
girl: i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds
guy: heck yeah!
;)
“if you text back fast enough i’ll give you a job at mcdonalds;)”
When your hair is styled via bodily fluids of another mammal.
My girl just gave herself a mohawk with the comb job i gave her.
A commercial or promo shoot that typically pays overscale, is less than 10 hours, involves only one lighting setup, and where most of the crew are light-hearted fun-loving people who spend all day joking and laughing.
Of course I'm available for a Charlie Job!!!
Making a huge mess with a bodily fluid (semen, bloody diarrhea, concentrated urine) during sex.
Yea man. It took the bitch an hour to clean up that splank job I gave her last night.
Male: have one person suck on each of your nipples, dick, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass, each of your ears,
Female: having one person suck on each of your nipples, vagina, ass, each of your toes, each of your fingers, nose, mouth, ass and have the people sucking on your vagina and ass sword fight with their tongues inside of you
James: I got a complete job yesterday
Frank: dude what the fuck
Jerking a guy off with his own balls
Duuude Dave’s wife gave me a rocket job last night
When a girl puts a dick between her boobs and uses them to get him off. See also titjob titfuck tittyfuck titwank and mammary Intercourse.
Hannah doesn’t give blowjobs, but she does give me titty jobs. I’d still definitely prefer a blowjob though.