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An exclamation of extreme shock or surprise... but only valid when the word God is capitalized.
"Oh my God Doug... I can't believe you didn't capitalize the word God"!
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That exhilerating feeling you get when you realise school is only one minute away from finishing.
Dude, have you seen the time? I just had a massive three-oh-fourgasm.
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An expression used when one is overcome with joy, confusion, embarassment or extreme sexual tension. It can be transformed into many different sayings. Comes the latin root of Maximus Beanius which means to be skinny and/or squirmy.
Oh Max Bean!My skinny jeans are at the dry cleaners.
Oh Max Bean! My mother just walked in on me having sexual intercorse.
Oh Max Bean! I just got AIDS!
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Story of a weak kid with no friends or parents who overcompensates with an absurd hairstyle. After being bullied, his mind eventually snaps and he develops a split personality with sadistic tendencies and satanic powers. He then goes on a sociopathic rampage of challenging antagonists to games wherein he first rapes his opponents mind by encouraging them to cheat. He then uses this transgression as justification to inflict his satanic powers and "crush" his opponents mind by giving them crippling insecurity, turning them into a mindless vegetable or driving them insane with horrific hallucinations. Alternatively, he may simply choose to drop them off a roof or burn them alive.
Antagonist: Nice hair faggot, I'm going to make you my bitch!
Yugi: Fine, but first you have to beat me in a game which has a lot of potential for cheating...
Antagonist: OK faggot, why not?
Yugi: It's game time!
*Plays Yu gi oh, antagonist cheats*
Yugi: Oh, by the way, I forgot to mention that this is a punishment game and if you cheat I'll wreck your brain and leave you a dribbling, twitching mess!
Antagonist: Wait, what? That's not fair!
Yugi: Well, neither is cheating! HA HA HA HA!!!!!!
Antagonist: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Yugi: Mind crush!
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another way to say oh my god, or OMG!
can you believe he said that! oh my lantaa!
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an exclamation that is used when you are shocked, delighted...or well anything!
like oh my god, but its not blasphemy lol!
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A game where two or more people face-off in a match, consisting of three duels. Poor people with no friends may say that this game is:
1.Gay
2.Waste of time(ur a waste of time you poor child)
3.Retarded
4.waste of money(HA! My ass you poor loser!Yeah its a huge waste of money when you can sell them for 10000000000X the price in which you bought them at!)
Also, i will pwn ANYONE who tries to defy me in this game!
Poor Person : OMG! WTF!?!?! HEY EVERYBODY, THESE GUYS ARE PLAYING Yu-GAAAAAAAAY-Oh! !! BWAHAHAHA! Yu-Gi-Oh!
Player 1: HAHA! STFU loser, you have no friends because you cant bathe cause ur mom forgot to pay the water bill before she went to jail !! BWAHAHAH
Player 2: Dood, LOL, PWNAGE!
Poor person: HEY STFU, ILL BEAT UR ASS!!
Player 1: HAHAHA! THE ONLY THING YOU BEAT IS UR TINY WANKER!! LMAO!!
Poor Person: OMG! STFU! *runs and cries because has no life and everyone hates me*
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