the biggest chad to ever exist this man has a massive cock biggest lad to ever exist like what a fucking awesome man also a bit racist though
a guy who loves to play bass, metaphorically and physically. he loves to fiddle with the strings. He thinks that taylor swift is a satanic worshiper when he himself is.
Thomas played bass to summon a demon made of seamen.
Is a Caring, Fun, person who loves Fortnite, respects adults, loves Sports and to be fit, loves to have friends and is prepossessing in appearance and obedient and quiet.
God made the Earth and Water he saw how good it was he also made Thomas and saw how good he was
One of the cousins dj panda has in the navy enlisted for 5 years in a Navy Trial… till dj panda graduates “Class of 2026”…. Let’s give some examples and before and after he went on the Navy Trial for a bit… and he’s so mature than ever before!
Hey Thomas, did you bring your Margarita Mix over?
Oh no, I didn’t, shit!
Thomas, would you mind going to CVS and buying dj panda (your cousin) PEPCID!!!
Thomas, Chase and Jackson want to go golfing in San Francisco.
(During a family gathering, December 2023) Hey Thomas!!!, have this grilled cheese panini and some wine for the celebration of your first year of Navy service!!!!
Thomas, Ethan Gardenhire is a sophomore and Chase Gardenhire is a freshman in the school year (2023-2024). 2 years of school fun till June!!
Hey Mr Tom, We’re staying at the Gardenhire house for 4 days as summer caves in, then we are all going to Vegas for 6 days and we will have some fun and somewhat stay at a hotel in Henderson, which will be 2 extra days… so that makes it 8 days… because those days we’re exploring Vegas, one last time. And then checking into a hotel and flying back to Fresno and the Gardenhires will drive back to the other San Diego areas “Carlsbad and Encinitas.”
A Thomas is someone who appears as a very likeable and nice colleague at first sight. In reality he or she only pretends to be likeable and nice hoping that he or she will be able to dig up dirt on you which he or she can report to his superiors at work. A Thomas does this hoping that he will be able cash in his snitching credits in the future, for example when applying for a higher position.
- ''You're in no way qualified for that position!'' I know Danny, but maybe I can Thomas my way in...
- ''I just got promoted to manager today!'' Guess your Thomassing paid off Danny!
- ''Bro I accidentally fucked up at work but I think our manager did not notice. Guess I won't lose my job after all!'' You're so lucky Danny... *laughs in Thomas*
The cutest person in the world
Person: Who's Thomas
Me: JUST THE CUTEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD