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A place with a shitload of shit, like pr0n, thirst traps, bad music and etc. But also great things like cute cats and games.
My internet got shut off yesterday, i got crazy and i drinked my cat's piss
The place where nightmares are born.
You should show people the internet on Halloween. It's scary.
A place where anyone can state when the world is going to end, where the automatic images are of trump and Hilary, and where people express opinions they are uncomfortable with in real life because it would cause a malstrom of hate an yelling and anger that can only be enjoyed through a screen where no one has the ability to punch you.
Person 1: I've heard from the internet that the world is ending tomorrow... :)
Person 2: I thought that the world ended last week?
the internet is a big truck
dude 1: Hey, have you checked out the internet?
dude 2: It's a big truck
(adj.) fake, not real, not actually
"She's pretty famous."
"Real famous or internet famous?"
"I have dozens of friends."
"Real friends or internet friends?"
"I was being ironic."
"Real ironic or internet ironic?"
"I literally want to punch you in the face right now."
"Real literally or internet literally?"
Internet is where the insane people go to have fun
John is insane cause he used the internet