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(n.) the name for a quick, mildly uncomfortable, slap to the head of a penis followed by an ultra-wild blow job with fast, head-focused bobbing action while slop-like food is in the mouth. This advanced technique works best on the man who hates surprises. It will cause simultaneous anger and arousal, and he will dominate the blow job forcing slop to go everywhere. A well-mastered pop-n-slop should be so messy that it causes the giver to produce involuntary pig noises while trying to catch a breath between thrusts.
The first time I farted in front of my boyfriend, I was giving him a pop-n-slop. He ended up fucking my face so hard that I gagged and farted at the same time.
Celebrated on April the 14th one month after Steak and Blowjob Day on March 14th. This day is to reward all those who received a steak and Blowjob on March 14th. Eat a pasta dish and then eat pussy. (Recommended to avoid spicy pasta dishes so as not to cause discomfort to the woman) you can even eat Pussy first and then have pasta for afters
Simon: "Hey Bill what did you get Louise for Pasta n Pussy Day Day?"
Bill: "Well Simon, that would be a lovely bacon pasta and then ate her out afterwards."
It's a pie!!
"What do you want for lunch" just grab me a four n twenty"
A wrecked dude that never got over his ex, that is inherently dangerous and may come apart due to the weaknesses he got when she fucked over him.
He looks good and whole on the outside but he really fuuuukkkkked up.
Ex:
Megan: What ever happened to Carl? Is he still single? Give me his number.
Kelly: That's a cut n shut. You're wasting your time.
Megan: Damn she really did a number on him.
When one puts so much effort into jumping that they take a small dump in their pants
Man, that hurdle race was so hard, I may have taken a jump 'n' dump on that last one
The act of meeting an online date for a casual snack of chicken nuggets and the resulting mutual masturbation in a nearby alleyway/carpark. Basically the mission statement of tinder.
Office worker: I am not sure about this tinder match, I might just agree to grab a quick bite in McDonald's, besides I do want some chicken nuggets.
Co-worker: Ah yes the old Nug n' Tug. A classic move.
When you are totally and completely fucked.
Man, you are good n' fucked now!
That garage should be named good n' fucked. "bring yo car on down to good n' fucked! If it ain't fucked up when you leaves, bring it on back and we'll fuck it up some mo!"
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