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A delicious pandemic twist to a traditional Eggs Danny Thomas. When you turn your plexiglass covid protection shield horizontal and watch from underneath while a lovely lady of the evening graciously pinches off a steaming crumpet or two for your enjoyment.
The office is full of plexiglass covid shields. WTF are we going to do with all these? Let’s take a couple and head to Vegas. I’m sure we can score some eggs Danny Thomas covid style. Let em drop braaaaaahhhh! I’m down.
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A my little pony figure that has been ejaculated on to the point there is a solid mass of semen surrounding it, that can then, like a kinder egg, be broken open to reveal a toy inside.
Fuckleberry: Can I have this white chocolate kinder egg?
Hinn: No that's not a kinder egg, it's a my little pony kinder egg
Fuckleberry: What's that?
Hinn: Think of it as the party city brick but with a my little pony figure in it instead
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English expression meaning that a person is giving advice to someone else about a subject that they already know about (and probably more than the first person)
"I'm probably teaching granny to suck eggs, but............." (then explain in great detail what they already know/are expert in)
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A 30 year white virgin with a heavy beard wants to met someone new so they clean shave there beard but forget to shave there side burns and they look fuckin retarded
“Yo mr Phillips is a deviled egg with side burns”
“I know sad right”
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Not wasting time with details or pointless exercises and getting to the heart of a matter or task
Q: Hey did you want to go out for breakfast?
A. Yes but let’s just crack an egg and be done with it.
*takes bong hit* “PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG” *laughter*
hi, PENIS BUCK BUCK CHICKEN EGG means you are really excited
a phrase used to call out people who sound stupid, typically in roadman culture
another way of saying 'now you just look stupid'
2+2 doesn't equal 5, now you feel like egg cant lie