set myself alight

masturbation

i struck out in the pick-up bar, so i went home and set myself alight (for those of you in britain!)

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You Enjoy Myself

Putyourfaceindriveintovelensa...or something like that

you enjoy myself is a super dope phish song

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Me, myself and I

This sentence would've been said only if you like to do blowjobs to yourself, measure your dick every week.

"Me, myself and I"

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Me, Myself and I

A term that people that only care about themselves love to use.

Entitled person: Everything is about me, myself and I. Therefore, I deserve everything that you have, including your $20 million mansion, your super expensive supercar, your money and your children.
Rich person: You ain't getting shit and you can go fuck yourself.

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pimpin' myself out

Acting as your own pimp to earn money for material possessions.

I'm pimpin' myself out to buy an iced grill.
She's pimpin' herself out to buy some bling.

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feelin' myself

When you're doing something and you're sucking at it

I was feelin' myself on that 2 mile run.

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anally stabbed myself

When ya playin' with a figit spinner and you accidentally stab yourself with it.

Sorry b0ss I anally stabbed myself

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