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Is a person who lives in a country under Canada called The United States of America. The Americans in the north side of the United States call themselves Yankees and hate the Americans in the south who they call Rednecks. You can see an American who is of any background or ethnicity, but the whites are the main. The white Americans blame African-Americans for their stolen watermelon and for KFC branches running out of fried chicken.
RULES FOR ENCOUNTERING AN AMERICAN:
Don't say anything about a 9/11 or they will cry and slap you.
Always say you hate Arabs, they will always accept you.
And always look white.
Americans are good people, they just hate people who are not "free" although the unfree people cannot help it.
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Screwed before they even try to start conversation with someone else from another country because of all of the hatred; not even provided a chance to debunk the stereotypes.
American visitor: "Excuse me, sir?"
British native: "Shut up, you fat, stupid American!! Nobody cares; World War II ended over sixty years ago!!!"
American visitor: "I was going to ask you the time... T_T"
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No one stereotype can define an entire people, in every country (except Scotland- the lary bastards) there are good, bad, stupid and intelligent. It is believed that the majority of Americans are retarded, fat fuckers with the negotiation skills of a landmine. Now this may be true for 79% of the population, but lots of them are caring, free loving people who want nothing but peace - these are the hippies. Useless layabouts who try to re-invent the corrupt system of the human world into what is essentially the same thing but only ever manage to achieve a severe sense of smugness, and a drug induced state of euphoria which they likely won't remember. Most Americans like to consider themselves international do-gooders and world leaders in ethics with such organisations as the KKK and NAMBLA. In response to the English's comments concerning their language and culture, they refer to themselves as the best parts of the world put together (like a sausage), and insist their variant is the correct, despite it being called ENGLISH. Rather than a sausage, a more accurate representation of the home of the retard with a superiority complex and land of ignorant narcissists, would be the creature of a Mary Shelley novel. I would bet that at least 85% of Americans would have to research that last reference to understand it. :) Ya gotta love 'em!
Me: .......would be the creature of a Mary Shelley novel,
American: What in the name of the sweet Jesus Christ every
bodies lord does novel mean?
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I'm an American. I know that we call football "soccer" and jam "jelly" along with Fahrenheit and inches,yards,and miles.... yea I know it's strange even to me if i think about it. However if the rest of the world thinks we are so ignorant, not all of us are obese,burger addicted, and say LETS GO MURICA!!! Us actually Is home of some of the most intelligent people in the world . I'm not expecting others to understand...only some are actually born in US, so they would naturally understand best compared to outsiders
Americans produce some of the most groundbreaking tech that some peoples family members might depend on in a hospital right now.
Personally I think it's stupid to stereotype millions of people so easily. Honestly it's ignorant of someone to assume all those people ignorant in the first place
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Some are rude, others are nice.
Some are fat, others are skinny.
Very diverse group of people, but no one is too different from another.
Lots of Americans probably have diabetes or some kind of disease from smoking.
A majority of the teens vape and drink.
Some might have hiv from the amount of things that they like to do.
In my personal opinion Americans produce great music, movies, shows, etc.
Americans are different in there own kind of way.
Oh and most people who are young like to act older :)
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
Dude #1: you see that girl?
Dude #2: woah, she has to be at least 22
Dude #3: nah dudes that’s my sister and she’s 12
Dude #1: Americans... ya know?
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A person who eats Mac and Cheese with Diet Coke.
A person who doesn't walk on elevator, but spends one hour in gym everyday.
A person who eats bacon sausage in breakfast, pork chops in lunch and buffalo wings at night, and has a pet because he cares for animals
A person who will create an app to swipe right on Tinder because it is too much work, but write a DIY blog on how to rip clothes to look hippie.
Guy1 : Chinese people are so racist.
Guy2: But you're stereotyping Chinese people.
Guy1: Racism is bad, Stereotyping is not.
Guy2: You're so weird.
Guy1: Yes, I'm American.
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A funny speaking person from america, yanks, their president is a physcopath. their accents are very funny indeed and most of them are obese.
Person1 visting america: Jebus christ look at all these fat-ass americans... >.>
fat american: (-.-)
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