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When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her
That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob
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A Bronx blowjob is when the receiver of the blowjob farts and the giver goes away pissed as hell. If the giver continues anyway, she's considered to be a 'keeper'.
My girl friend was giving me head for fixing her car. I rewarded her with a Bronx blowjob and she proceeded to tell me what I'd had for breakfast. She keeps mentioning marriage, but I know that if we tied the knot, the blowjobs would stop.
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When you go to take a leak, and a snake jumps out the toilet and latches on to your penis.
Person 1: where's person 3?
Person 2: he got a Florida Blowjob.
Person 1: yikes!
When a girl sucks on a guys fingers
"Hey Kate, can you give me a Mormon blowjob?"
"Sure, Ryan"
Mouth to penis sexual stimulation. Can result in orgasm. Can result in the mouth filling unexpectedly with ejaculate. Can be extremely satisfying for both involved.
Performed well by women with big lips, and even better by guys (who actually know what they are doing).
She wanted to give me a blowjob, but I said, "hell no, i'm saving my load for him!"
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a girl who is known to blow alot of guys, or give lots of head.
every party blowjob betty goes to, she gives someone head.
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I female who is beautiful, but unintelligent, and shallow, other than blowjobs is completely useless.
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